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December 19, 2011 Comments Off on Noted hair-o-phobe Dan Savage wants us to vote… Views: 1154 The Nooner

Noted hair-o-phobe Dan Savage wants us to vote…

Serial Killer Dan Savage. Photo: Dan Savage

…over at The Stranger on whether he should keep this cheesy moustache despite the fact he gave his husband Terry, a lot of grief a few years back, when HE grew a moustache. Here are my thoughts on the matter:

  1. Movember was last month.
  2. Needs more side burn.
  3. Raise money for The It Gets Better Project: “Moustache rides: $5”
  4. With apologies to Dina Martina: “Does the rug match the carpet?”
  5. Should have done a series of ‘staches for us to choose from: Fu Manchu…Hitler…old Italian Lady.

That’s all I got for now.

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