Charlize Theron, who used to be an interesting and trendetting actress with roles in films like “Monster,” has decided to jump on the Michael Fassbender dick joke train. She praised the peen while accepting her Fally for Equality Award at the HRC gala (way to play the crowd Charlize) last Saturday saying:
“Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it anytime,” she said as the audience roared with laughter. “I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I have worked with them.”
Yes, the joke is clever but come on Charlene. Couldn’t you have made this joke a few months ago during award show season like everyone else, see George Clooney.
That being said I am also available to work with Mr. Fassbender’s member. I am available for workshops, table readings, film, television and quickies.
(Editor’s Note: Charlize, Michael and Michael’s big cock all star in “Prometheus” the Alien prequel coming this summer directed by original “Alien” director Ridley Scott. It looks kind of fucking awesome…)
And, here’s a specially made viral video featuring Mr. Fassbinder’s character from the film…yes, he’s apparently an android but since they’re promoting the film with that info, it’s technically not a spoiler…and, we love the tag line: “Big Things have Small Beginnings…”