A huge variety of events for this lovely Thursday in April and several of them are ACTUALLY variety shows…Cute!
The lovely drag chanteuse and performer Anita Goodman is offering up some relief for impending Tax Day woes…you can take your mind off filling out those nasty forms and head to the Jewelbox at the Rendezvous for a night of variety entertainment with a terrific line up:
This episode Anita and Cassie deal with the challenges of paying their Federal Income Tax, including facing a relentless auditor from the newly-created IRS-TSA, complete with body scans, a high-flying couple with a few sexual hangups to go with their membership in the “mile-high club,” song satire with Miss Gams Galore, a comedic Burlesque performance, and the return of our favorite supporting character, Mr. Gary Gloryhole!
Featuring the comedic talents of Jet City Improv’s Andrew McMasters, Josh Hartvigson (Dr. Frank N. Furter in Open Circle’s “Rocky Horror Show”, Brendan Mack (The Jack and Wood Show), comedienne Jennifer Parker, singer Gams Galore, with Brandi the Prize Girl, and starring drag queens Miss Anita Goodmann and Miss Cassie O’Hara, with burlesque by Holly Lets-em Downlightly.
There’s even MORE variety show hijinks going on at Re-bar courtesy of our friend, the gender bending performance artist and producer known as EmpeROAR Fabulous!!! as he presents “Sing and Sling: A Musical Burlesque Show” tonight at 8pm with a zexy line up of performers:
- Heidi Von Haught
- EmpeROAR Fabulous!!!
- Ella Titsgerald
- Olatsa Assin
- Sara Dipity
Tickets available at http://singandsling.eventbrite.com/ for $15, or $18 at the door….The EmpeROAR ALWAYS puts on a great show and his “Schoolhouse Rock” number at our Re-bar show last year was a HUGE hit. We think you should check this out!
I’ve promoted the wonderful Varla Jean Merman’s show, “The Book of Merman” quite a LOT this week so I won’t dwell too much on it, but if you haven’t seen Ms Merman live, you really ought to…she’s amazingly funny. She’s clocking in to Julia’s on Broadway TONIGHT for one night only and you really shouldn’t miss her. Tickets available HERE! (Pssst: SGS is going tonight…sit near us and we can squeal together!)
And, there’s TWO kinds of POP going on tonight…and EVERY Thursday night from now on, apparently. There’s the hit party, ElektroPOP! at The Baltic Room with hostess Mama Tits. Tonight’s theme is “The British Invasion” with some very special guests:
This week ElektroPOP! takes a trip across the pond as we welcome you to our “BRITISH INVASION!” Featuring AMAZING performances from ADELE (Victoria Love), AMY WINEHOUSE (Mark Finley), and a LIVE vocal appearance from JESSIE J (Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.)
Also this week take a stab at making our “Royal Guard” laugh and win one of many prizes including DRINKS!
So be you a king, a queen, or just a little princess…come join your Skyscraper Hostess the one and only MAMA TITS (www.facebook.com/
TheMamaTits) for another INCREDIBLE night of dancing, drinking, performances, gogo dancers, and more with ALL your friends!
*** ElektroPOP! $1 SHOT SPECIAL! 10pm-11pm ONLY!!!***
Rhythmic Audio Stimulation Provided By:
> DJ SKIDDLE (www.facebook.com/
> DJ TONY BURNS (Lezbro, The Lobby Bar)
> L.A. KENDALL (hitgirl!,Hard Times, Qulture Qreative, Lezbro)
AND/OR you can also check out the newest flavor of POP on the Hill, “Dirty Pop” comes to Seattle at Neighbours with DJs Bret Law And Trent Von and hosted by the lovely Aleksa Manila. It promises:
Cheap drinks, beats and hot boys.
The hottest pop remixes and mashups all night long.
Accept no substitutes.
If by substitutes they mean that nasty fake sugar shit, then we agree…
Check them ALL out…which is of course impossible since some of these events happen concurrently, but do your best…