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November 8, 2014 Comments Off on What If They Gave A “Miss Gay Seattle Pageant” And No One Entered To Compete? Views: 1981 Arts & Entertainment, Drag, Nightlife, Pageant Land

What If They Gave A “Miss Gay Seattle Pageant” And No One Entered To Compete?

The LaGarce Royale Reign of Terror ends tonight, Saturday Nov 8 as Miss Gay Seattle 50, OLIVIA LAGARCE and the supernice Mr. Gay Seattle 38, JAMES LAGARCE step down for new despots.

The LaGarce Royale Reign of Terror ends tonight, Saturday Nov 8 as the truly malevolent Miss Gay Seattle 50, OLIVIA LAGARCE and the super nice Mr. Gay Seattle 38, JAMES LAGARCE step down for new despots.

The last time we checked, (5 minutes ago) it looked like the 51st annual Miss Gay Seattle Pageant was going to be a helluva lot of fun but maybe missing one valuable component….

CONTESTANTS!

Seattle is apparently such a hipster than thou town, no one, not even attention hungry drag queens, is willing to compete for a crown and a title. No one has officially signed up to compete for the 51st title, so, the race is wide open. Any hungry queen with some greasy Halloween make-up and a Dacron wig can show up tonight and throw their fake tits into the ring…if only one does, I guess they automatically win?

(Crossing fingers that Shelita Potroast shows up tonight….she TRULY represents the HAWNGRY soul of gay Seattle!)

We’ve heard rumors that several gals have expressed interest…we shall see. All the poo goes down TONIGHT, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 8 at 6pm at Neighbours. It’s 21+ and a $20 cover which is probably worth it because it’s Mark “Mom” Finley’s 20th anniversary as Miss Gay Seattle so the crazy old coot has something big planned for her anniversary performance. Other old cows er divas who’ll be celebrating a special day include the following:

The Court of Seattle is pleased to announce the following anniversaries celebrating at the Gay Seattle Pageant this year (Performances by 10, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40 and 45 year):

5 Year – Mr. Gay Seattle 34 Michael and Miss Gay Seattle 46 Glamazonia

10 Year – Mr. Gay Seattle 29 Mark DuBois and Miss Gay Seattle 41 Nina Maxwell

15 Year – Mr. Gay Seattle 24 Mark Surreal and Miss Gay Seattle 36 Sapphire Knight

20 Year – Mr. Gay Seattle 20 Ken Geary, Ms. Gay Seattle 8 LadyHawk Kristie and Miss Gay Seattle 31 Mark “Mom” Finley

25 Year – Mr. Gay Seattle 16 Billie De, Ms. Gay Seattle 3 Tina Marie and Miss Gay Seattle 26 Tiffany Sapphire Dior

30 Year – Mr. Gay Seattle 11 Kenny Felks and Miss Gay Seattle 21 Crystal Lane

35 Year – Mr. Gay Seattle 4 Matt Wright; Mr. Gay Seattle 5 Jack Lehman and Miss Gay Seattle 15 Desiree; Miss Gay Seattle 16 Jamie St. Marie

40 Year – Miss Gay Seattle 10 Brandy Summer

45 Year – Miss Gay Seattle 5 Gary Swenson

The Imperial Sovereign Court of Seattle invites you to come join Mr. Gay Seattle 38 James LaGarce and Miss Gay Seattle 50 Olivia LaGarce to
The 51st Annual Mr and Miss Gay Seattle Pageant: Life After Death!

What a theme! Will Finley do an interpretive dance to that ?

Oh, and everyone’s favorite crazy ex-expatriate, Ursula Major is apparently hosting. She’s in town this week visiting her drag sisters, so they’ve put her to work.

If you got $20 to spare, this could be a fun party full of the DRAH-MAH!

 

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