Cafe.com whipped up this preciously sad and moving tribute to those brave souls we’ve lost in recent weeks…the 2016 presidential candidates who’ve dropped out of the race after noble and brave attempts to lead their people…especially, those poor fetuses with their…hearts…beating…their legs…kicking…their delicious newly harvested brains ripe for the plucking.
Bless you, Carly.
Rand: You DO need people with tattoos and ear rings….and those without.
Rick Frothy Fecal Mixture: You DO need to work on those white men with guns. Work’em HARD! Make’m SQUEAL!
Let’s make a toast to:
Scott and Carly and Chris and Mike and Bobby and Lindsey and Rand and Rick and George and Rick “Frothy Fecal Mixture” and Jim and Lincoln and especially you, Martin…we’re gonna miss you most of all.