I know a buttload of Clintonistas: Hillary Branch who will need to change their under drawers after this announcement because former Secretary of State/First Lady/2016 Democratic Presidential Candidate HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON will be in da Seattle house (and Portland, Oregon, too) this coming December to promote her new memoir, WHAT HAPPENED (Simon & Schuster; Hardcover; September 12, 2017; $30). Tickets go on sale on September 18th for her 8 city book tour that includes a stop at Seattle’s Paramount Theatre on December 11th and Portland’s Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall on Tuesday, December 12th.
Should be juicy. They’ve already leaked excerpts where Mrs. Clinton calls Trump a “creep”.
Personally, I’m surprised they didn’t go with the original title suggested by Bill Clinton based on his election night reaction to his wife’s loss to the Orange Twitler:
“WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?!?!?”
Pretty sure Bill did say something along those lines.
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON TO TOUR NORTH AMERICATO DISCUSS HER NEW MEMOIRTour Stops and Ticketing Information BulletinInnovation Arts and Entertainment, an industry leader in the field of producing intelligent live entertainment programming, is proud to be producing 8 cities for Hillary Rodham Clinton’s fall tour of North America. Secretary Clinton will be celebrating the release of her new memoir, What Happened, at appearances at theaters and bookstores nationwide.In cities across the US, Hillary will pull the curtain back on a story that’s personal, raw, detailed, and surprisingly funny. She’ll take audiences with her on a first-person journey, and bring you a highly personal perspective on what happened during the election, and what’s next. What you’ll see will be her story – Live. Her story of resilience, how to get back up after a loss, and how we can all look ahead.Come join Hillary as she lets loose about her experience as a woman in politics, and other topics, in a way she never has before.Visit www.HillaryClintonBookTour.com beginning today to see what cities she will be visiting and how to get tickets.Innovation Arts & Entertainment tour cities include Ann Arbor, MI; Chicago, IL; Milwaukee, WI; Atlanta, GA; Boston, MA; Philadelphia, PA; Seattle, WA; and Portland, OR. Each will go on sale on September 18.Special Presale tickets will be available to only those with private presale codes officially beginning September 6; and tickets for the general public are on-sale September 18.From today, August 28, through September 4, anyone interested in purchasing the Special Presale Tickets can register at www.HillaryClintonBookTour.com
, to receive an invitation along with the presale password to purchase tickets before the September 18 general public on sale.
Additional events and book signings will be announced in the coming weeks.WHAT HAPPENED (Simon & Schuster; Hardcover; September 12, 2017; $30) is Hillary Clinton’s most personal memoir yet. For the first time, Hillary Clinton reveals what she was thinking and feeling during one of the most controversial and unpredictable presidential elections in history. Now free from the constraints of running, Hillary takes you inside the intense personal experience of becoming the first woman nominated for president in an election marked by rage, sexism, exhilarating highs and infuriating lows, stranger-than-fiction twists, Russian interference, and an opponent who broke all the rules.She describes what it was like to run against Donald Trump, the mistakes she made, how she has coped with a shocking and devastating loss, and how she found the strength to pick herself back up afterwards. With humor and candor, she tells readers what it took to get back on her feet-the rituals, relationships, and reading that got her through, and what the experience has taught her about life. She speaks about the challenges of being a strong woman in the public eye, the criticism over her voice, age, and appearance, and the double standard confronting women in politics.She lays out how the 2016 election was marked by an unprecedented assault on our democracy by a foreign adversary. By analyzing the evidence and connecting the dots, Hillary shows just how dangerous the forces were that shaped the outcome, and why Americans need to understand them to protect our values and our democracy in the future.The election of 2016 was unprecedented and historic. WHAT HAPPENED is the story of that campaign and its aftermath – both a deeply intimate account and a cautionary tale for the nation.Hillary Rodham Clinton is the first woman in US history to become the presidential nominee of a major political party. She served as the 67th Secretary of State-from January 21, 2009, until February 1, 2013-after nearly four decades in public service advocating on behalf of children and families as an attorney, First Lady, and Senator. She is a wife, mother, and grandmother.