The beyotch is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Out of limbo and career purgatory, the one and only motormouth comedian KATHY GRIFFIN is taking on the world yet again in her world tour which so far has been avoiding the United States but then THIS gets posted today on her Facebook:
Announcing the first THREE US cities/dates of my tour tomorrow!! Fans who are on my email list will get access to tickets TODAY until 10 PM…before the tickets go on sale to the general public tomorrow, Saturday.
Also, I’m giving away 10 pairs of tickets to fans who signup for my email list!
Join my email list: http://bit.ly/2Ev3CXP
or text KATHY to 345345
And, we know SEATTLE is one of those three cities because Seattle Theatre Group already released a Facebook invite for the June 16th show at the Moore Theatre…and, tickets officially go on sale Friday, March 10th at 10 am but are already onsale now if you have a password.
This mother WILL sell out quickly because while the red states might not throw out the welcome mat for the naughty Ms Griffin, we know liberal Seattle still loves her.
IT WAS A JOKE PEOPLE!!!!
Also, maybe CNN will come to their senses and hire Kathy back to do their annual New Year’s Eve show. ‘Cause this last one without Kathy and starring her former pal Anderson Cooper with HIS dimwitted slimeball pal Andy Cohen was a mothereffin’ embarrassing homo-not-so-special TRAINWRECK!!!
Two giggling middleaged drunk little queens are not fun to hang with in person on NYE and just as much not fun to WATCH on the teevee on NYE…dump those vapid little mother fuggers.
BRING BACK KATHY!!!
ADDED: More info
Tickets are on sale now for my new US/Canada shows! I’ve pasted links below!! Carnegie Hall goes on sale at some point this week (click the sign up button on my Facebook page if you want first access to show tickets).
San Francisco (June 14, 2018): http://bit.ly/KGSanFrancisco
Seattle (June 16, 2018): http://bit.ly/KGSeattle