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Rat City Cruise: The Pilot
August 2 @ 9:00 pm - 2:00 am
HONK HONK ALL ABOARD! The Rat City Cruise is taking off from White Center port Swallow Bar on August 2nd! This ship features the catchy entertainment skills of Witch and her first matey-eight: Skipper Texas! (Not the actual captain or 1st mate, that’s just pretend. The Captain is the DJ – DJ Mister Sister)
This month on the cruise our special mistress on board is none other than the delicious sensation of Cookie Couture! Gluten Free Cookies provided on the poop deck.
Activities not including shuffle board will begin at 9pm with fun, booze, and life-preserver worthy show stoppers throughout the rest of the night on this fun cool ship of catchy cool fun! You should see what Captain Witch does with her catchy fun mop routine to kick off the fun catchy new show aboard the SS Rat City Cruise.
It’ll be fun! See you then sweetie! And it’s free! Tip the staff.