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Fukdtup Variety Show

January 16, 2020 @ 8:00 pm - 1:30 am

New year, new… nothing? Shit’s getting more and more fucked up every day. From Pelosi’s impassable impeachment, the impending 2020 election, and our seemingly incurable climate crisis things seem rather shitty atm. So what better way to say fuck you to it all then to come together and give it all the middle fucking finger.

Join your crash-test-dummy-hostesses with the mostesses Strawberry Shortcake and Miss Texas 1988 for a night of fucked up queer revelry you won’t forget! With performances from:


Bobby Higley

Mercury Divine

Making their burlesque debut st.Vertigo

and of course Tex and Strawbs

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a bangin’ pre-show bazaar in the lobby, so come out early for a cocktail, or perhaps a star-chart and tarot reading from the loosely psychic Lazy Suzan (Coco Volk), or peruse our local vendors Ocelotl’s Trade Post and NomiHelene.

Photos by Chris Schanz

Soundtrack by DJ Big Ugly (Erin Arata)

Stage kitten GlitterBall VonEasypants

Show starts at 9pm, doors open at 8pm

Tickets $12 online, or $15 at the door

No ass holes!



January 16, 2020
8:00 pm - 1:30 am
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LoFi Seattle
429 Eastlake Ave E
Seattle, WA 98109 United States
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