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May 2019
The Swallow Grand Opening!
Come ye come ye, and celebrate our Big Opening!! We've got a boat-load of entertainment, including the one and only Adé, Princess Charming, DJs Girth and Mister Sister, and assorted go-go studzz!! 8pm no cover!!
Find out more »June 2019
Shore-Leave:Pride Edition
Come soak up loads of Pride at White Center's newest lil' gay sea-shanty! DJs Sling Dion & Fishlure will supply the cool tunes, and a bevy of go-go studs will heat you up and melt you down... 9pm/no cover!
Find out more »Shore Leave @ Swallow Bar
A variety of guest DJS pop by White Center's hippest LGBTQ bar to spin from 9pm to close. 21+
Find out more »SEA LEGS @ Swallow Bar
This Sunday come take a house and techno deep dive with DJ MMMelt for Swallow's Pride finale, SEA LEGS!
Find out more »DJ MISTER SISTER @ Swallow Bar
Every Friday, owner Marcus spins under his DJ MISTER SISTER moniker....a variety of post punk/dark disco/nu wave or whatever rows his boat! In the heart of beautiful downtown White Center! No cover 9pm to close 21+
Find out more »Rat City Queens
Rat City's own Old Witch hosts this cavalcade of deviant drag drama! Guest star Ursula Major promises to thrill & chill, and resident DJ Mr Sister will be providing the sinister sensuous soundtrack! Come celebrate Pride with these glorious glam-monsters at The Swallow!! 9pm, no cover!!
Find out more »August 2019
Cuts You Up
DJs Fishlure + Mike Steve play classic post-punk, new-wave, and bat-cave hits alll night! 9pm, no cover!
Find out more »Rat City Cruise: The Pilot
HONK HONK ALL ABOARD! The Rat City Cruise is taking off from White Center port Swallow Bar on August 2nd! This ship features the catchy entertainment skills of Witch and her first matey-eight: Skipper Texas! (Not the actual captain or 1st mate, that’s just pretend. The Captain is the DJ - DJ Mister Sister) This month on the cruise our special mistress on board is none other than the delicious sensation of Cookie Couture! Gluten Free Cookies provided on the…
Find out more »September 2019
AzuQar! Latinx Dance Night, at The Swallow!
Join us in White Center for AzuQar Off-Nite, at The Swallow!! Queer Latinx Dance Party! 9pm no cover! 21+
Find out more »Rat City Cruise 2: Murder!
HONK HONK ALL ABOARD! The Rat City Cruise is taking off from White Center port Swallow Bar every 1st Friday! This ship features the catchy entertainment skills of the Ol’ Captain Witch and her first matey-eight: Skipper Texas! (Not the actual captain or 1st mate, that’s just pretend. The Captain is the DJ - DJ Mister Sister) Activities not including shuffle board will begin at 9:30pm with fun, booze, and life-preserver worthy show stoppers throughout the rest of the night…
Find out more »Not Your Mother’s Mondays! Trivia/Bingo @ Swallow Bar
Join the loverly Miss Texas 1988, for fun and games each Monday at The Swallow! We'll be alternating between Trivia on 2nd and 4th Mondays, and Bingo on 1st and 3rd Mondays! 8pm! No cover! 21+ only! Fun! Prizes! Mirth! Jocularity!
Find out more »Cuts You Up!
DJs Mike Steve and Fishlure play all your favorite new-wave, synthpop, goth , and classic 80s/90s alternative hits! 9pm, no cover!
Find out more »Dream Lover @ Swallow Bar
Queer Club Jams by Essex and Ill Camino //Rusty Nails' Birthday!!// HOT MESH 9pm no cover
Find out more »I Heart Karaoke!
Come sing some tunes with your humpy host, Unkle Jessica! Great song selection, hard-to-find traxx, stiff dranks, laffs, and prizes!! 9pm, no cover, 21+
Find out more »October 2019
AzuQar! Queer Latinx Dance Night
Join us for AzuQar! @ The Swallow 9pm No cover Great music, great people!!,
Find out more »I Heart Scareyoke! Halloween Party
Come celebrate All Hallows Eve at The Swallow, with an extra-spooky edition of our I HEART Karaoke night! Prizes for best costumes, drink specials, and fantastic song selection! Singing begins at 9pm Costume Contest at 11ish Hosted by Unkle Jessica!! No Cover!!
Find out more »November 2019
Rat City Cruise !
HONK HONK ALL ABOARD! The Rat City Cruise is taking off from White Center port Swallow Bar! This month we’re leaving port on Nov 8th to give you all a chance to get your post-halloween sea-legs. Activities will begin at 9:30pm with fun, booze, and life-preserver worthy show stoppers throughout the rest of the night on this fun cool ship of catchy cool fun! This Month: RAT CITY CRUISE GETS A JOB 📝🖇📞👩🔧💵 See you Nov 8th, sweetie! oh and…
Find out more »Dream Lover: Monochrome
DREAM LOVER :Monochrome w/Rusty Nails Essex + special guest Arson Nicki Swallow is wheelchair accessible with a gender neutral accessible bathroom and another that is up 2 stairs.
Find out more »December 2019
I Heart Karaoke!
Come sing some tunes with your humpy host, Unkle Jessica! Great song selection, hard-to-find traxx, stiff dranks, laffs, and prizes!! 9pm, no cover, 21+
Find out more »Rat City Cruise: Kissmas!
KISS + X-MAS + OLD WITCH + MISS TEXAS 1988 = FIRE!!! 9PM NO COVER SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!
Find out more »Cuts You Up!
Djs Fishlure + Mike Steve play post-punk-new-wave dancefloor classics all night!!👩🎤🧛🏼♂️⚡️✨🌈 9pm, no cover!
Find out more »GULP!
Bite off more than you can chew in 2019? Chase it down with GULP! This saturday, the Swallow Bar. 80s disco, 90s club, 80s&90s R&B. Come give Suss Out a White Center welcome and get yr fill on this hot dancefloor 💦💦 9pm. No cover!
Find out more »Razzle Dazzle! New Year’s Eve
Come ring in 2020 at The Swallow! DJ\KJ Unkle Jessica will be spinning a mix of 80’s/90’s classics & hosting Karaoke! Champagne toast at midnight, no cover, and DRESS 2 EXPRESS!!(sequins, bow-ties, leather, feathers, and lamé are encouraged!)
Find out more »January 2020
Rat City Cruise @ Swallow Bar
ALL ABOARD! Once again The Rat City Cruise is taking off from White Center port Swallow Bar! New year, new you, new cruise members with special guest Rowan Ruthless! This month Rat City Cruise has a BABY 👶 Come chill on the poop deck from 9-close with booze, tunes, and interspersed performances on this fun cool ship of catchy cool fun! It’s free! So tip the staff. 😀
Find out more »DREAM LOVER @ Swallow Bar
QUEER DANCE JAMS THEME: PATTERN CLASHING YR HOST: RUSTY NAILS SOUNDTRACK: ILL CAMINO NO COVER. NO COPS
Find out more »!AzuQar! Queer Latinx Night
Let’s melt this snow with some hot Latin beats! Friday at the Swallow Bar.
Find out more »GULP! @ Swallow Bar/White Center
This Saturday, the Swallow Bar. 80s disco, 90s club, 80s&90s r&b. Welcome Suss Out back to White Center & getchurself a snack faster than you can say Jeepers! 10pm/no cover Soundcloud.com/sussout
Find out more »Deep house & Electro Funky by Allen “The Key”
Deep House & Electro Funky night at the Swallow (Whitecenter) Seattle Come shake it with us!! Samples of what we do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_rViTzbFj0&t=2324s https://soundcloud.com/matinallen
Find out more »February 2020
Seattle Dyke March Presents: Valentine’s Speed Dating
Looking for a way to spend this Valentine's weekend? Dyke March Speed Dating is the perfect chance to make that love connection! Dyke March Speed Dating will help you shoot your shot in a fun and easy way. Meet fabulous, queer, Dyke-Identified people, make a love connection or a friend connection. Get your $10 tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/valentines-speed-dating-with-dyke-march-tickets-91383846545 The Seattle Dyke March is hosting Speed Dating at Swallow Bar, in White Center, on Saturday February 15th. The event is 21+. The…
Find out more »AzuQar Queer Latinx Dance Night: Valentine’s Dance Reset
It's the weekend after Valentine's, but you still want to hug and squeeze your sweetie while dancing to the best Latinx Beats. Come on over and share the love!!! The first and best true Latinx Night! AzuQar Queer Latinx Dance Night
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