Selected Gay Seattle Events Dec 11 – 13, 2009

December 9, 2009• bySeattle Gay Scene

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FRIDAY DECEMBER 11, 2009:

Fringe! Medical Party @ Seattle Eagle with DJs Nark & Skiddle.
Fringe! is back after a smash opening night last weekend.

Ham For The Holidays @ Theatre Off Jackson 7:30pm, $23.
Lisa Koch and Peggy Platt ladle up another steamin’ portion of Ham–get ready for a platter full! With a cornucopia of cracked characters.

Nutcracker @ Pacific Northwest Ballet 7:30pm, $24-$113
The Northwest’s favorite holiday tradition features charming and dramatic choreography with magnificent sets and costumes.

The Judy Garland Christmas Special @ Open Circle Theatre, $15.
Make the Yuletide gay at the most hysterical comedy this Christmas.

Seeing Myself Consumed @ ArtAttack Theatre, 1715 E Olive Way.
Mock-performance art piece mixed with Christmas song and dance.

Dina Martina Christmas Show @ Rebar 8pm, $20.
Dina Martina brings yet another wondrous holiday extravaganza with unequalled song, unnecessary dance, unattractive costume and unwanted gifts for lucky audience members.

Hot Babes In Toyland @ Odd Duck Studios 8pm, $15.
This twisted tale centers on Santa’s decision to fire all the elves at the workshop and replace them with supermodels. Mature audiences.

Voices Rising LGBTQ of Color @ Richard Hugo House 7:30pm.
Enjoy an evening of spoken word, hip hop, poetry and artistry.

Artifakt Female Art/Music Event @ Lo_Fi 10pm-2am, $5-$7.
EVA, Colby B, Nyx, Spice, Miss Shelrawka, Hyph-En, Charly, Py.

Cuff Country @ Cuff – Country Western Dancing – 7:15-10:30pm.
Intermediate West Coast Swing/Sweetheart Schottische walkthrough.

Cuff Complex: HiNRG Dancing with DJ Harmonix 10:30pm-3am: $5.
Pictures with Santa fundraiser benefits Lambert House 8pm – 12am.

Purr Cocktail Lounge: DJ John (Toast) 6pm-9pm. DJ Freddy King of Pants 9pm-2am. Start the night at this popular gay lounge.

Heartbreak Hotel @ Waid’s with Lady Jane DJ and DJ Joy.
The Hottest House Party gone Club! 10pm-3am, $5-$7

Neighbours: “Ultimate Dance Party” with DJ Richard J. Dalton.
$5 till 12am, $8 until 2am. After 2am is all ages 18+: $10.

Caliente @ Neighbours Underground: Efren & Divas showcase the latest in Latino house music. DJs Fernando and Luis. Performances by special guests. $6 cover allows admission to upstairs nightclub.

Twisted in Everett: Leather Fetish Night with DJ Matt Stands.
Every 2nd Friday with doors at 9pm, DJ at 10pm and $5 cover.

R Place: Swollen Fridays DJ E plays r&b/top 40 & VJ Flo’w rocks the video booth: 10pm. Lashes Cabaret w/ Lady Chablis at 9pm.

Martins Off Madison Piano Bistro – Joseph Rojo 9pm-12am.

Le Faux @ Julia’s On Broadway with host Shannel: 10pm – $20
“Voted Seattle’s Best Female Impersonator/Cabaret Show!”

Game Night with Howard @ Dunshee House 8pm-1am.
Night of board games, card games and fun for gay and bi men.

Dance Queers Dance @ Wildrose with DJ Amateur Youth 9pm.
Special 80s vs 90s Edition with DJs Amateur Youth + Valentine!

Drag King Show @ Swank in Kent 8pm & Top-40 Dancing: $5

SATURDAY DECEMBER 12, 2009:

Bearracuda Seattle One Year Anniversary @ Chop Suey, $8.
With DJs BunD, Funky Bear, BoyShapedBox & Freddy King of Pants.

Mirrored @ NW Film Forum 2pm – Free Film, Free Popcorn.
Short film explores the relationships between gay men, our body image, and its impact on our community.

Cuff Complex: HiNRG Dancing with DJ Harmonix 10pm-3am, $5.
Photos with Santa fundraiser benfits Lambert House 8pm – 12am.

Nutcracker @ Pacific Northwest Ballet 2pm & 7:30pm, $24-$113
The Northwest’s favorite holiday tradition features charming and dramatic choreography with magnificent sets and costumes.

The Judy Garland Christmas Special @ Open Circle Theatre, $15.
Make the Yuletide gay at the most hysterical comedy this Christmas.

Seeing Myself Consumed @ ArtAttack Theatre, 1715 E Olive Way.
Mock-performance art piece mixed with Christmas song and dance.

Seattle Santarchy 2009: Meet at Elysian Brewing Company.
Suit up and go on a merry adventure drinking as much as you can and spreading jolly cheer. Starts at Noon a runs until 4am.

Madison Pub: No DJ, Never A Cover! Line forms by 11pm.

Neighbours Nightclub Powermix with DJ Randy Schlager.
Cover: $5 till 12am, $8 12am-2am, $10 all ages (18+) 2am-4am.

A Holiday Show to Remember @ Neighbours Nightclub 6:30pm.

Vogue Night @ Neighbours Underground. 80s-Goth-Industrial.
DJs Chance and Eternal Darkness: 9pm – 3am.

Purr Cocktail Lounge: DJ Derek 9pm-2am.

Seattle Eagle: “Toxic Disko” Dance Party DJ Mark G., $3 (2 for 1).
Fuses Old School, Italo, Post Punk, Cosmic Disco, Glam and Funk.

Hussy @ Pony 5pm-10pm. Hosted by Moist Towelette and Ade.
A sexy way to shake off the week and get your trashy on.

Latino Night @ Galerias Dance Lounge until 2:30am: $5

Bus Stop (1552 E Olive Way): Happy Hour with DJ Jerri Blank 4-8pm. DJ John (Toast) 9pm – 2am

Martins Off Madison Piano Bistro – Special Guest 9pm – 12am.

Twisted in Everett: DJ Trent Von at 10pm.

R Place: Therapy Saturdays DJ Flo’w spins r&b/house and VJ E rocks the video booth: 10pm. Lashes Cabaret w/ Lady Chablis at 9pm.

Swank in Kent: Red Party with DJ Ricki Leigh 9pm.

Le Faux @ Julia’s On Broadway with host Shannel: 10pm – $25
“Voted Seattle’s Best Female Impersonator/Cabaret Show!”

Wildrose: The Pharmacy & Telepathic Liberation Army 9pm, $5.
Midnight Madness: DJ Jodi Bon Jodi and no cover at 12am.

4-Women Dance @ Twisted in Everett 5:30pm – 9:30pm, $10.

SUNDAY DECEMBER 13, 2009::

Seattle Men’s Chorus in Santa Baby @ Benaroya 7:30pm, $25-$65.
Warming hearts & tickling funny bones with glorious and glamorous holiday tunes. A hilarious tribute to holiday TV specials, Bollywood, and the moving return of ‘Silent Night.’

Holi-Gays @ Poco Wine Room 3pm – 7pm, $20.
Annual Bubbles & Red Wine Tasting. Benefits GSBA Scholarship Fund.

A Cabaret Winter Wonderland with Arnaldo! @ Julia’s on Broadway
Arnoldo! is joined by Victor Janusz on the keys with his jazz trio.

Martins Off Madison Brunch 9am – 1pm.

Seattle Seahawks at Houston Texans @ Madison Pub, 10am.
Watch the game with the wildest gay football fans in town.

Ham For The Holidays @ Theatre Off Jackson 3pm, $20.
Lisa Koch and Peggy Platt ladle up another steamin’ portion of Ham–get ready for a platter full! With a cornucopia of cracked characters.

Nutcracker @ Pacific Northwest Ballet 1pm & 5:30pm, $24-$113
The Northwest’s favorite holiday tradition features charming and dramatic choreography with magnificent sets and costumes.

The Judy Garland Christmas Special @ Open Circle Theatre, $15.
Make the Yuletide gay at the most hysterical comedy this Christmas.

Dina Martina Christmas Show @ Rebar 2pm, $20.
Dina Martina brings yet another wondrous holiday extravaganza with unequalled song, unnecessary dance, unattractive costume and unwanted gifts for lucky audience members.
Following the show Sunday T-Dance with DJ Dana Dub 4pm-8pm.

Cuff Complex: Popular T Dance with DJ John England, $5.
$1 Drafts/$2 Wells/$4 Doubles: 6pm – 12am.

Sacrailicious @ Chapel with DJs Skiddle, Nathan Heal, L.A. Kendall, Richard J Dalton and Tony B 5pm – 12am.
Also David Richey’s going away party “D-Money is Out” 10pm-1am.

Noche Latina @ Neighbours Nightclub. 10pm-2am, $6.

Martins Off Madison Piano Bistro – Tim Kennedy, 8pm – 11pm.

Bus Stop: (1552 E Olive Way) Happy Hour with Valpak, 4-8pm.

MONDAY DECEMBER 14, 2009:

Land of the Sweets: The Burlesque Nutcracker @ Triple Door
the nation’s first and only full-blown 1930s burlesque cabaret interpretation of the holiday classic 7pm & 10pm, $25-$28.

Cineoke! @ Jewelbox Theater 7pm, $5. Sing along to your favorite numbers from American musicals, cult classics and foreign hits.

Madonna on Film @ Central Cinema 7pm, $8.
Who’s That Girl? Curated and Hosted by David Schmader.

Martins Off Madison: Ruby Bishop, Seattle’s classic queen of the piano, playing classic ragtime, standards and oldies 8pm – 11pm.