- January Jones’ just been “fu**ed in the back of a limo” hair/make-up and dress…
- The talking. All that talking. Babbling on and on and on like your sad, old Uncle Gus making an endless toast at your Cousin Frieda’s wedding.
- Jimmy Fallon. Why does he exist?
- The endless self-promotion from NBC for their upcoming crappy new shows and their currently airing crappy shows.
- Jewel singing. Also, Jewel breathing.
- “Mad Men” actors snubbed again. Apparently Matt Weiner (creator, producer, head writer) is the only one allowed to win from this show…
- Did I already mention Jimmy Fallon?
- Al Pacino’s hair. And, the incoherent rambling.
- Thanking long lists of producers, agents and managers, hairdressers, coke dealers, plastic surgeons, dead relatives and the god/goddess of your choice.
- Subjects of TV bios standing up to take a bow…yes, yes; I know Temple Grandin is amazing but I don’t need reminded CONSTANTLY! (Send your hate mail to: strangewaysrant@fake.com…)
-Michael Strangeways
