What a joyous combination of things!
Steam
Horny Men
Easter
DJ Matt Stands
Yes, you can enjoy ALL those things, (SAFELY, please) at the Steamworks Seattle’s annual “Easter Bear Hunt” on Saturday, March 30 from 1pm to 6pm. They are promising “Food, Prizes and Hot Hunky Men” plus the added advantage of DJ Matt Stands playing music to soothe the savage Easter beast.
Though, we do have a few questions…
- Will DJ Matt be wearing a towel?
- Shouldn’t there be a drag queen in there doing classic Bette Midler numbers? Mark Finley would LOVE that gig!
- Won’t Easter chocolate melt in that steamy environment?
And, I’ve put this under the new category of “The Department of Blatant Advertorials” but at least I’m being honest. The Seattle Times, Seattle Metropolitan, The Weekly and The Stranger are ALWAYS sucking their advertiser’s dicks without so much as a peep of honesty about it.
Ah…Peeps…. melting in the steam room.
