Live Nude Jesus Pageant Is Everything We’ve Prayed For!!!

March 15, 2026• byMichael Strangeways

Just in time for the Easter Season! BLASPHEMY AND PERVERSION!!!!! YAAAAAAY!!!!!

Taking a page from San Francisco’s annual Sexy Jesus Pageant produced by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Seattle’s Queer Bar is also joining in on the sacrireligious fun for Easter 26! It could be our final Easter before the Rapture, so….WHY NOT?!?!?

There will be nudity of one form or the other (totally nude? I dunno….) and the Sexy Jesus winner gets $500 (the losers will get Eternal Damnation! And, maybe a drink ticket? Their asses pinched? Herpes? But, definitely damnation of some kind!)

Yes, it’s happening on actual Easter Sunday, April 5th. Tickets at https://www.thequeerbar.com/events-one/live-nude-jesus-show-competition

A blasphemous affair with live stripper acts, a sexy Jesus competition for $500 , and an evening of tearing up the dance floor on gawd!

Only my Sky Daddy can judge me!

Join us Easter Sunday and keep the Sabbath hole-y with your host Kitty Glitter! First, we’ll beholding blasphemous performances by the burlesque goddess Porcelain, the dancing deity Pussy Willow, the unholier than thou Johnny Moon, the scinitlatting stripper supreme Starr, and special guests Saint and Tox!c!

Roll out the tomb in your unholiest attire and after the show, strut down the runway for the Sexy Jesus Competition! Judgment comes at 7 PM with blessings for the Top 3 • 1st Place Grand Prize $500

Spaces in Heaven are Limited. Get your ticket to the pearly gates early.

5 PM Doors

6 PM Live Nude Jesus Show

7 PM Competition

8 PM Dance Party with Baby Van Beezly

About the Author: Michael Strangeways

As the Editorial Director/Co-Owner, Michael Strangeways writes, edits and does about a million other jobs for Seattle Gay Scene, Puget Sound's most visited LGBTQ news, arts and entertainment website now celebrating its 14th year as a media outlet. A semi-proud Midwesterner by birth, he's lived in Seattle since 2000. He's also a film producer who would like you to check out the Jinkx Monsoon documentary, "Drag Becomes Him" now available on Amazon.com. In his spare time, he gets slightly obsessive about his love for old movies, challenging theater, "otters", vodka, chocolate, "I,Claudius", Lizzie Borden, real books made out of paper, disaster films, show tunes, Weimar era Germany, flea markets, pop surrealistic art, the sex lives of Hollywood actors both living and dead, kitties, chicken fried steak, haute couture and David Bowie. But, not necessarily in that order.