Seems like 2009 is going trying to go out with a giant homo-cidal bang, leaving a wake of boozy bourgeois men and women littering the streets! If you feel you’re buried in piles and piles of invitations, well here’s a small rundown of events thrown by the best people and venues in town.
Tonight (Tuesday) at Pony:
The newest, funnest night at Pony back for it’s third spectacle, sparking the most debauchery filled room cramped with fog and sweat and lasers, tongues flying everywhere and the best 80’s and up spun by;
Dee Jay Jack
DJ Nark
Every other Tuesday, 9pm, No cover!
Wednesday:
This may be your only day of rest before the mayhem really hits. I suggest adding a cup of whiskey to that rest down at the Jewelbox, for Rapunzel!
Thursday: New Year’s Eve
Are you ready? Did you get at least 18.5 hours of sleep the night before? Because you sure won’t tonight!
Every bar club and house is throwing some sort of event tonight, here’s the best of the best.
Seattle legend, the Websters definition of the word fabulous, Queen Clam Kindra Meyer brings you: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN. An amazing, Labyrinth themed Bowie-fest featuring Seattle’s BEST of the best in performers, an amazing hand-built set, an OPEN BAR and Food all night (yes, open bar, and they are serving Absinthe!), the best costumes in town, and glamour shots by Nark Magazine! After your mind is blown right out of your skull, you’ll also be happy to know that your sloshly ride through this glittery maze also benefits Lifelong Aids Alliance. Trust me, the ticket price is more than worth it, visit Brown Paper for a ticket!
Up for the nation’s Best Party, COMEBACK, the gayest, man filled room of fun at Chop Suey, brought to you by miss Colby B and Ponyboy. Featuring F.I.T.S. and Josh Peace and an exclusive performance by The House of Charlatan and miss Ade!
I know what you’re thinking, won’t somebody please think about the lesbians!? Well miss Lisa Orth (DJ Amateur Youth) has you on her mind, and is ready to fill your void with another amazing night at Rebar for NYE’s special Cherry! with special guest DJ Judical. Lisa pioneers a real night of amazing music, unlike any other lesbian dance party around!
Wondering what else is in store for you? Maybe you need something more sparkly? Or wondering what in the world will I do AFTER all these amazing parties?
Well here it is, brought to you by Nark and Team Dandy, a special blow-out barrage of a night at The Eagle, ALL night… and I do mean ALL night, starting at 9pm but running all the way up til’ 4am, is FRINGE. This special night carrying a horror-glam-rock theme, and a slew of acts, is the Official Capitol Hill After-Party!
Featuring,
DJ’s Nark, Skiddle, Tony Burns and Rheal. Special show by the Royalty of Seattle Trash, queens Jackie Hell, Phoebe Fondue, Caressa Dick and Amoania.
Champagne toast at midnight, and a hot dog vendor will be set up outside ALL night, to keep you on your toes and your booze placed neatly in your stomach all night.
NOT, to be missed.
WOW. Okay. Do you think you can make it through?
In case you are still alive on Friday, The Eagle brings you a special recovery night, respectfully titled HANGOVER. DJ’s Nark, KC and Guest will try to help you keep it together, and help you through this rough time, and just to make it a lot easier on you, everyone is encouraged to wear their best pair of sunglasses, so don’t worry about those dark circles or maybe a glop of makeup is still stuck under your left eye!
Saturday and on, GO TO BED!
– Kevin Robert Kauer
