Oh my, it’s almost a week into the new year, you’ve had your time to rest, those dark circles around your eyes are starting to disappear, so now that you’re ready what are the best parties of the week?
THURSDAY 1/7
Re-Bar Presents RAD, a new wave 80’s dance party, happens only the first Thursday of the month, don’t miss out! DJ’s Queen Lucky and Freddy King of Pants keep your hair teased all night!
10pm $5 at ReBar
FRIDAY 1/8
Fringe Presents: Puberty Party!
It’s time to take it alllll back to the age of awkward erections, terrible style, teen idol worship, gossip, training bras and squeaky voices with the Puberty Party this Friday at The Eagle (314 e. Pike). This amazing night, brought to you by Nark, will be the perfect fun to start off the new year, with dancing all night (without the Principle watching you) thrown down by DJ Nark, and new resident DJ Skiddle! Go-Go dancers Blake and Faz will keep it sweaty and dirty for you!
We’ll even have a booth set up to take your tacky middle school portrait!
9pm, $5 cover, at The Eagle
SATURDAY 1/9
Maybe bring it down a notch? Find yourself some love at Pony, or dancing at ReBar? Or of course you could just get in your fetish underwear you keep in that secret drawer with the lock and key and hit up The Eagle for Fetish Underwear Party!
SUNDAY 1/10
DJ Skiddle (C89.5’s Drive@5, Sunday Skool, Fringe, Hard Times) brings you Sunday Skool, Second Sermons at Chapel! Bringing in special guests this week, DJ Tony Burns (Sunday Skool, FizzEd, Convert), Officer O'(12hr notice, TAPIOH, QA) and Nark (Fringe presented Fridays, Nark Magazine, C.U.N.T.)!
This special flashy night begins at a humble 5pm and goes on til’ midnight, the best part? That extra long mouth watering list of tasty Chapel trademark martinis are only $5 each all night!
5pm-12am FREE at Chapel
In case you don’t feel like sinning in church, you can also hit up Flammable at ReBar, the long running housiest of dance nights!
Why are you still sitting here? Go get ready!
– Kevin the Nark Kauer
http://www.narkmagazine.blogspot.com
