HARD TIMES RETURNED! OH DID IT EVER!
Every 2nd Saturday at Re-bar (1114 Howell, Seattle)
SAVE THE DATE: 03.13.2010
HARDTIMES
Multi Poly Omni Sexy – Get Some!
The Multi Poly Omni Art Experiment, this Alchemical Trans-Modern monthly event, settled into it’s new home at The Re-bar (1114 Howell, Seattle) last month with a bang heard ‘round the city! House of Charlatan floored the entire room with their incredible vogueing performance! Eva Androgeny left everyone speechless! Honeysuckle Hype left us all with the strangest craving for a mouth full of honey! …and the dance jamz being pumped out by LA Kendall, Queen Lucky and Gameboy kept that dancefloor hyped! If you missed last month, make sure to save the date so you can get in on the action this month!
March 13, 2010 Lineup:
DJ’s: Mathematix, Skiddle and LA Kendall
LIVE: Stripper Lesbians!, Colony, Luminous Pariah
SPECIAL VISUAL EXPERIENCE BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Officer O (The Hole, 12hr notice)
PHOTOGRAPHY BY: Kevin Kauer (Nark)
Who needs one kind of music, when you can make love to all of it?! Electric, House, Glam Rock, Hip Hop, Mash Ups, Indie Rock, 80’s Jamz, All of it! Rotating DJ’ s Monthly! Keepin’ the perspective fresh and the dance floor moving! Still brought to you by the same family of artists and producers that brought you Tasty Shows, Hot Mess, Lemon Twist, Kiss My Ass, Spice, ARO.Space, Caliente and all kinds of messed up shit! Plus, new contributors, helping to curate a truly diverse night of entertainment (The 4 Horsemen, Fringe Presents, DJ Skiddle of C89.5)!
Last month’s glorious return of Hard Times seethed and spewed zesty mint stage blood, sweaty streams of glitter and smeared geometric body paint, there was so much honey and eyeshadow and rubbing and fluid, the place had to be hosed down.
Hard Times truly and most undoubtedly returned with a huge, wild, sexed up bang that could only be described in such synthesized words as heteroflexible, sextasy, opportunisexual, and more forwardly, sexual congress.
HOWEVER! I do believe the Hard Times patrons were merely acclimating to their newfound space down at Re-Bar, because, having awaited and captured so many ridiculous moments at previous Hard Times, I know the debauchery has only just begun.
Until then, I sit here, maniacally tapping my finger tips together, only imagining the dumpster humping, tranny hopping, dress swapping, bathroom raiding, confetti flying, blood spewing, bonner popping jock strap sopping cake covered syrupy sticky messy broken dragqueen heel stomping skin tasting booty grinding sin-fest that awaits… SATURDAY!
– Nark
