Finally!
An excuse to wear all 3 of your Bump-its at once!
An excuse to rent a hideous powder blue suit!
An excuse to raid your parents old records and memorize each and every song so you can be READY.
Ready for….
It’s a MOCK hop of retro disasters! A teenage variety dance freak out full of pastels, big hair, filth, drag, and all the best music you’ve never heard of from the golden era of the late 50’s and early 60’s.
From the minds of
Stella Rose (performer, designer, and club fashion fanatic, SNACKHOLE)
Sarah Galvin (local poet, comedian, and dandy extraordinaire)
Kyle Tolson (Sev and the Sins, androgynous musical genius)
and Kevin Kauer (NARK, Fringe, Hardtimes, party machine)
Only the hippest will be at SQUARE!!!
*Ultra rare and retro dance tunes all night long! Come hear something new! Come hear something you’ll never hear again! We have an amazing collection to share with you, plus all your favorite familiars by LESLIE GORE, FRANKIE LYMON, THE SONICS, THE SHANGRILAS, and MORE MORE MORE! Rotating sets by DJ Rockin’ Rollita (Stella Rose), DJ Edward Jazz Hands (Sarah Galvin), and DJ Lil Wolfie (Kyle Tolson)!
*A live MYSTERY BAND created JUST FOR SQUARE playing a set of SURPRISES just for you! Garage Rock dance party! Dreamboat retro boy band. You’ll never see this again!
*Hot DRAG QUEEN GOGO TEAM Amoania (Hey Tranny), Anita $nak (Hey Tranny), Moe Dee Tradjetee (Hey Tranny), Caressa Dick (Your Bathroom)
Watch them shimmy and shake all evening! Special performances by each girl throughout the night! Don’t miss them! Messy! Sexy! Everything else!
*Vintage style LIVE ADVERTISEMENT BREAKS throughout the evening with the hilarious SARAH GALVIN!
*FREE RETRO HAIRSTYLING all night with VAIN! Bouffaunts, beehives, pompadours, and quiffs all waiting to be styled onto your head! Seriously! Bring on the hairspray and pomade!
*Photos all night by the legendary NARK! Get your new style captured on camera for keeps!
Awesome decor! Party favors! Bacon flavored vodka!
****And its all hosted by the one and only JACKIE HELL****
It’s all happening July 22 at REBAR!
$5 before 10, $7 after. DONT MISS A THING! GET THERE EARLY!
WEAR YOUR FAVORITE VINTAGE GEAR! Full skirts, blouses, ankle boots, sweaters, dress shirts, skinny slacks, suits, bow ties, furs, bobby socks…
– NARK
(If your not “with it” John Waters “Hairspray” should give you the right idea)
