Alyssa Dyksterhouse With a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Dramaturgy/Dramatic Criticism, Alyssa Dyksterhouse is a local Seattle writer who wrote about arts and culture for Seattle Weekly. Before transplanting, she wrote for various publications in the Midwest. She once had a blog. When she isn’t sitting in a dark room judging people, she enjoys bad television, beer, snark and being a recreational disruptor.