I hate them soooooo much…every year I vow I’m going to be out of town when they show up for SeaFair (aka, “Straight Pride Week”) and every year I find myself stuck on the Hill and having to endure the repeated horror of this decadant spectacle of military might and rampant wastage of money and resources. Also, the whole ear rapage thing. Of course, the irony is, most of the pilots are freaking HOT sex studs crammed into form fitting zip up flight suits and who doesn’t have fantasies about unzipping those flight suits and Asking and Telling the Pilots to Bend and Deliver, but I digress…I’m overcome by the heat, the humidity and the fact that my cats are prostrate with fear after this mornings otalgiac (yes, that is a real word; I looked it up) assault…
-Michael Strangeways
