Yes, it’s late…shut UP!
One in five AmeriCANTS think Obama is a Muslim. That’s fine…one in five Americans is also a stupid, fat slob who watches Fox News. We’re pretty sure they overlap…
France is booting out the Roma (aka, Gypsies). Soon, French First Lady/Sexpot Carla Bruni will find herself getting THINNER…much, much THINNER!
CNN anchor hunk/Silver Fox/Object of our Affection Anderson Cooper is offered $1million to dye his hair. Millions of women/gay men volunteer to make sure “the rug matches the drapes” for FREE…
Local man, dressed as banana, is arrested for exposing himself. No, this is not a plotline from “Arrested Development”. But, it WAS hella fun watching the local news anchors chortle and snort their way through reporting that piece last night on the evening news.
Happy, happy Birfdays to Bond Babe/RJ Wagner Beard Jill St John who’s turning 70; hot, hot 80’s TV stud/chubby chaser Gerald McRaney is 63; ex-Presidential slut monster Bill Clinton is 64 and finally, a future Mr Strangeways, heartthrob John Stamos is 47. He’s so dreamy…AND, he’ll be on “Glee” this year! What isn’t there to love about him?
-Michael Strangeways
