Yep…I’m late with the news but, really? There’s NOTHING going on today! It’s August, the slow news month and not a lot of drama is going on right now…everyones in P-Town, or The Pines, or some other glamorous watering hole…YAWN!
Every other site has printed this picture; why not Seattle Gay Scene? Talented actor/annoying oddball (at times)/lousy husband Sean Penn is pictured on the set of his new film, This Must Be The Place. In it, he plays an aging rock star bent on finding the men responsible for the torture of his father in Nazi Germany…uh, huh. I think this must be a cover-up for the real obvious project: a remake of “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”! Please compare the Penn photo with this one:
Traffic jam in China lasts for DAAAAAAAYS! And, Seattlites bitch because it takes half an hour to get to Costco so they can buy “Tofu Dogs” in bulk…Babies!
Apparently, there is a big hoo-haw about “Blogger Payola”…some political blogs are getting money from parties and candidates for positive coverage…HEY, WE ARE COMPLETELY OPEN TO PAYOLA AT SEATTLE GAY SCENE!!!! SEND US YOUR CASH, NOW AND WE’LL KISS YOUR ASS FOR ETERNITY!* (*”Eternity” is defined as: until the money runs out, and we’re back to living on “Two Buck Chuck” and mung beans…)
It’s a dull Tuesday but it’s still Happy Birfday Time for Ron Weasely, aka actor Rupert Grint who turns 22 and to the man who’s probably REALLLY sick of hearing, “I’m Rick James, Bitch!”, Dave Chappelle who turns 37. The Stranger has already gushed all over the Guttenberg and his luscious 52 year old chest mat, but they fail to mention that beloved author Jorge Luis Borges turns 111 years young today! (oh…he’s DEAD? Never mind…)
-Michael Strangeways
