This is Tom Cruise on the set of Mission Impossible 4. (WHY are they making Mission Impossible 4?) Dude isn’t that old and the guns look fine, but the torso is looking a bit “Grandpa, please don’t take your shirt off at the beach” – ish.
Did he piss off someone at Science-O-Logy HQ? Is there a painting in their Attic of Horrors that features a hot, nubile TomCat? You know, next to the portrait of the hot, nubile Kirstie Alley and the one of John Travolta with real hair and not that odd spray-on mesh thing he sports now…
Morale of the Story: Don’t. Piss. Off. The. Thetans!
They will eff you up!
– Michael Strangeways
