Lucky us! We get to witness “The Year of The Stupid Woman!”
Sarah Palin blazed that trail and now it’s all the rage. Hold your stupid heads high and wink your way into Washington, D.C.!
She isn’t actually running for anything, but she’s spending a lot of time on camera this time around!
Christine O’Donnell, a Republican candidate for Senator in the state of Delaware, has won the honor of Stupid Woman of the Year. She has three, and only three topics she can speak about. If the media deviates from those three topics she’s utterly and completely lost. “I’ll get back to you on that, I’ll post it this evening, on my blog.” which means,” my handlers will take care of this…. I have chutzpah but I haven’t got a clue!”
An embarrassment to women everywhere, O’ Donnell is taking from Sarah Palin’s “I don’t know anything, but ain’t I cute!” handbook on politics
And I swear I’m gonna toss that telephone through the living room window if I hear one more automated voice telling me who to vote for. Now, if they were offering something practical like “we’ll pay your water sewer and garbage bill if you’ll vote for our candidate” I might consider it. Although even if they paid all my utility bills, and a year’s worth of mortgage payments I wouldn’t be able to bring myself to vote for Dino Rossi. I don’t know if it’s the frozen facial muscles from too much botox, or perhaps his white-straight-man arrogance, but my ears refuse to unscramble his monologue and it all sounds like Chinese to me.
Runners-Up in the contest to embarrass our gender: Nevada Republican Senate Candidate Sharron Angle and California Republican candidate for Governor Meg Whitman
I’ll be glad when this election is over. It’s exhausting sorting through all the lies and bullshit. And does anything really change?
– Lamar Van Dyke
