Oooh! The stand-off between beloved Pike Street leather daddy disco bar, The Eagle and the Washington State Liquor Control Board is heating up. We covered the story a couple weeks ago…you might remember that The Eagle got into trouble last month when WSLCB inspectors discovered that the bar was showing a “Boys Gone Wild” video that featured a scene with full frontal masturbation. State liquor laws forbid the combination of booze and sexually provocative material in establishments serving alcohol and The Eagle has gotten into trouble in the past for showing hardcore adult films on their video screen. The Eagle’s owner Keith Christensen is frustrated and angry over what he feels is persecution by the WSLCB; he contends that he complied with the law and stopped showing hardcore films and the brief scene in the “Boys Gone Wild” video can’t be compared to those obviously more sexually graphic films. (Like the “Girls Gone Wild” series, the male version is considered soft core at best and focuses on extensive nudity and sexually immature situations but no actual sex acts).
Christensen is taunting the WSLCB (and generating a lot of free publicity and business) by announcing the bar will be hosting an event on Saturday, December 11 that they are tastefully calling, “Dickslap”. It’s being presented by promoter/photographer/dj/SGS contributor NARK and he’s lined up some popular talent including Lisa Dank, Barely Legal, Invisible Dick, and Double Penetration. The event encourages the masses to revolt…or, at least show up in Day-glo banana hammocks, glitter, and pasties…
Nark Presents:
DICKSLAP! The Eagle Vs. The WSLCB (The Washington state Liquor Control Board)
Under recent heat and scrutiny from the WSLCB (again), The Eagle and it’s patrons have reached their limit, and it’s time to fight back.
Now it’s time to take it all off, bust out all the giant fake dicks and tits you want and come get as indecent and inappropriate as you please.
REVOLUTION starts now, time to cut the rotting umbilical cord and grow this cty UP.Chocolately go-go’s, giant dicks, cone tits, cobra thongs, speedos, buttocks clefts, guys and girls gone WILD and more
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND TO THE FRONT OF THE BUS, TELL SEATTLE YOU DON’T FUCKING CARE!
SATURDAY 12/11/10 (Second Saturdays)
The Eagle
314. E Pike Street
9pm, $5Be there and let your skank flag fly, don’t worry we’ll turn on the heat.
Judging by the tone of that press release, I’m guessing that Seattle Club Land has a new monthly event to pencil in their calendars…
AWESOME!
– Michael Strangeways
