Lookin' for Waffles in all the wrong places...
Apparently some folks went a bit bonkers yesterday during the Black Friday Sales, pepper spraying each other over $2 waffle irons…Bitch, PLEASE! Get a mother lovin’ grip on your selves! Fighting over the last bag of weed, or a pair of red rhinestone Converse Hi-Tops we can understand, but a fucking WAFFLE IRON? Which will get used three times a year at best?
Fat, ignorant, straight people are so crazy…
Anyway, back to civilization…there’s globs of frivolity to do all over the place as many of the holiday traditions start kicking in. Nutcracker, Christmas Carol, Ham for the Holidays, Cinderella, the carousel at Westlake and Dina Martina have all started their seasonal runs. If Xmas themed merriment makes you break out in hives, then head to a bar and drink generously, but like a grown up. Here’s some options for today, and the full Weekend Calendar is HERE.
OH! Don’t forget the gawdamned Seattle Marathon is TOMORROW, SUNDAY NOV. 27 so traffic will be effed up all over town…WHY the hell do they have it on Thanksgiving Weekend? Traffic is already FUBAR without having half the city blocked off so anorexic weeds with 1% bodyfat can mince around town…dumb. (Also the whole, November is a shitty weather month in Seattle…) UPDATE: Just noticed there is a LOT of cursing in this post…apparently, I’m grumpy…go figure.
SATURDAY: November 26, 2011 |
| Seattle Men’s Chorus @ Benaroya Hall. TV star Megan Hilty is the guest artist (opening weekend only) of the Seattle Men’s Chorus’ holiday concert Cool Yule, subtitled: The Big Band Theory 8pm. |
| Dina Martina Christmas Show @ Rebar. ALL NEW holiday extravaganza guarantees Dina Martina’s sidesplitting blend of low-brow, top-notch comedy and near-acid-trip surrealism. 8pm, $20. 21+ |
| Ham for the Holidays: A Lard Day’s Night @ Theatre Off Jackson. Seattle sketch mavens Lisa Koch and Peggy Platt are back with the 11th edition of their cult holiday show, chock full of dysfunctional characters, tacky costumes, and more wigs than Lady GaGa. 7:30pm, $23. Adult Humor |
| Nutcracker @ McCaw Hall: The Northwest’s most cherished holiday tradition. With live orchestra, magnificent sets and costumes, and over 200 roles danced by professional dancers and students, nothing fills hearts with holiday magic like PNB’s Nutcracker! 2pm & 7:30pm. All Ages |
| Keefee’s House of Cards- A One Night Stand @ Rendezvous Jewelbox Theater: One night only, four lucky audience members will have the opportunity to come on stage and play blackjack live with Keefee, their sassy, unpredictable and often intoxicated dealer 8pm, $15-$18. 21+ |
| C89.5 Record Release Party @ Neighbours Nightclub. Performances by Kerli, J. Pearl and Melakai! SOLD OUT! DJ Skiddle vs. Richard J Dalton w/ DJ Trent Von, DJ Lightray & more 6pm-10pm. ALL AGES! |
| Cuff Complex: BLISS! HiNRG Dancing w/ DJ Harmonix 10pm-3am, $5. 21+ Daddy/Daddy’s Boy Contest at 7pm |
| Movember Mustache Party @ Lobby Bar 10pm w/ DJ Drunkuncle. 21+ |
| Underwear Party @ The Eagle w/ DJ Dana Dub 9pm-3am, $5. 21+ |
| Cherry @ Rebar. Dance with Seattle’s hottest Queer women and their friends 10pm, $5-$7. 21+ |
| Wildrose: Old School Dance Party w/ Lady Jane DJ 9pm. 21+ |
| STIFFED! @ Pony w/ DJ Pavone and “Special” Live Performances. 21+ |
| Neighbours Nightclub: Powermix w/ DJ Randy Schlager 10pm-4am. 21+ (18+ after 2am) |
| Purr Video Lounge: VJs play the best videos in town 9pm-2am, Free. 21+ Purr Brunch Menu $10.50 10am-2pm includes mimosa or juice. |
| Madison Pub: No DJ, never a cover. Pool, darts and brews. Line forms by 11pm. 21+ |
| Therapy Saturdays @ RPlace. DJ Flo’w spins r&b/top 40 & VJ E rocks the video booth, $7. 21+ Lashes Cabaret Show with hostess Lady Chablis at 9:30pm. 2012 Men of Rain City Soccer Club Calendar Sale 8pm-10pm! |
| Chocolate Kisses presents Gratitude @ Waid’s. Chocolate Kisses is a monthly hip-hop/R&B event for LGBTQ people of color and those that love them. 10pm-2am, $5-$10. 21+ |
| Vogue 80’s & Beyond @ Neighbours Underground 10pm-3am. DJs Eternal Darkness & Scott Kathan spin 80’s-New Wave-EBM-Industrial- New Wave and so much more. 21+ |
