Nobody Puts Lady Gaga In A Twin Peaks’ Corner!!!!!

Gaga needs a hankie.

A nutty combo of Friday fun options include:

1) The rescheduled Lady Gaga concert hits Key Arena tonight after she bailed on her previous concert because she had the croopsies. If she bails again, hordes of angry and aging tweensters will rampage through our streets on magic rainbow unicorns killing everything in their paths.

Bless their hearts!

There are allegedly lots of tix still available….they don’t get a link because Lady Gaga can afford to buy a damn ad….

2) The Twin Peaks Dance Party is also tonight at Fred Wildlife Refuge, 128 Belmont Ave East starting at 8pm. There’s still tix available! Dress up as your favorite dead girl (Laura? Maddie? Josie the Dresser Drawer Pull?) and have a Red Lodgy Good Time!!!

Fire walk with ME!!!!

3) For cheap/po cinema lovers looking for a cheap date with friends and family there’s tonight’s free screening of the seminal 80s hit, DIRTY DANCING at Cal Anderson Park at dusk courtesy of our beloved friends at Three Dollar Bill Cinema. But, don’t wait until 9pm to get there ’cause all the good viewing spots are pretty much gone by then!

NO ONE WILL BACK ME IN THE CORNER BY THE PLAYGROUND!!!!