El Chupacabra South Lake Union is Grand Opening it as we type this!!!
Yes….it’s blatant advertorial love!
The rapidly growing family of El Chupacabra Mexican restaurants has just added a new sibling to join the venues on Greenwood/Phinney Ridge and Alki/West Seattle. The punk rock cantina with the sassy staff is grand opening their brand spanking new location in the hotly trendy South Lake Union ‘hood with specials all day long. We’ve heard it’s HAPPY HOUR ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!
This afternoon is the perfect time to go…the weather is delish and all the Amazon workers are busy plotting ways to destroy Capitol Hill so only the alkies will be sneaking out to enjoy margaritas and burritos during their afternoon break! (Don’t let Bezos catch you!! Curtains!)
We also like El Chupacabra because friends work there and we prefer it when our friends have real jobs….for those of us w/o real jobs, we like being able to depend on their kindness.
El Chupacabra South Lake Union is at 901 Fairview Avenue N…it’s next to Dukes and Chandler’s Crab House on the Southeast corner of Lake Union (hint: it’s where Hooters used to be….the El Chupacabra wait staff is very attractive but they won’t be wearing industrial strength panty hose and tube socks…at work.)
Also: Buy an ad from us and we’ll blatantly love YOU, too!!!
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