Yes…It’s Time To Book Those John Waters Christmas Show Tickets!

September 17, 2025• byMichael Strangeways

He knows if you’ve been naughty and got lice! Actually, he prefers it that way!

Well…maybe not the lice part…

Yes, Filth Children it’s already the season to snag your tickets to see beloved filmmaker JOHN WATERS in his annual stop in Seattle for his yearly Christmas Show tour! The Pope of Bad Taste will make his way to the Neptune Theatre on Tuesday, December 2nd!

Snag those tickies at https://www.stgpresents.org/events/a-john-waters-christmas/

A JOHN WATERS CHRISTMAS

Tuesday, December 2, 2025, at 8:00 PM   

The Neptune

Tickets and More Info

STG Presents and T Presents welcome A John Waters Christmas. We’re naughty. We’re nice. But we’ve got lice! Yep, the alternative Clause with flaws, John Waters is back with his demented holiday show that puts the gag in gagster, the hole in holiday, and the stuffer in your stocking. He not only loves Santa, he eats him raw and regurgitates him back up piping hot to eager-beaver filth- tartar lovers everywhere.

Yep, Waters’ fast moving, all-new stand-up comedy show is here again for another year of holiday jeer, coming down your chimney without a Dude Wipe, ready to gobble up your Christmas cookies. It’s a whole new world out there and you know what you have to do! Teabag the reindeer!Knock over the tree! Leave a holiday payday for your whole family to see. It’s A John Waters Christmas – resist, resist, resist, with a joyous limp wrist.

About the Author: Michael Strangeways

As the Editorial Director/Co-Owner, Michael Strangeways writes, edits and does about a million other jobs for Seattle Gay Scene, Puget Sound's most visited LGBTQ news, arts and entertainment website now celebrating its 14th year as a media outlet. A semi-proud Midwesterner by birth, he's lived in Seattle since 2000. He's also a film producer who would like you to check out the Jinkx Monsoon documentary, "Drag Becomes Him" now available on Amazon.com. In his spare time, he gets slightly obsessive about his love for old movies, challenging theater, "otters", vodka, chocolate, "I,Claudius", Lizzie Borden, real books made out of paper, disaster films, show tunes, Weimar era Germany, flea markets, pop surrealistic art, the sex lives of Hollywood actors both living and dead, kitties, chicken fried steak, haute couture and David Bowie. But, not necessarily in that order.