SPOILERS AHEAD! And, You Ain’t Gonna Like Them…

April 28, 2014• bySeattle Gay Scene

Joffrey’s dead and…more spoilers ahead.
Sigh.

I have to kill some space here since part of the post can show up in feeds and I really don’t want to spoil ANYthing for ANYone but sometimes TV shows are also news…especially when it’s a reality competitive television show and a Favorite Son or Daughter is competing. It’s NOT the same as spoiling narrative fiction TV…like telling people that the little blonde troll bastard King Joffrey gets killed in Game of Thrones. (Calm down, bitchez…it’s based on a damn bestselling BOOK that’s been out for YEARS!!! It’s like whining if you find out Beth dies in Little Women. )

Anyway, that’s enough digression. It’s time to get down to the awful, awful nitty gritty.

THE LAST SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

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We’ve all hoped that our gal, the ridiculously talented and adorable BenDeLaCreme would lead Seattle to a second straight win on LOGO TV’s RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE SEASON SIX. After all, Ben is as major of a talent as last year’s winner, the ridiculously talented and adorable Jinkx Monsoon. Our Ben can act, dance, sing, produce, write, direct, sew, handle a mean glue gun and corral large numbers of talented folk in the same room with him to produce awesome shows like HOMO FOR THE HOLIDAYS and FREEDOM FANTASIA. He’s a ridiculously talented AND nice human being.

But, in tonight’s episode of RPDR Season Six, “The Glitter Ball”, Our BenDeLa’s journey has seemingly come to an end. She lost her LSFYL and had to sashay away.

We’re dealing with it. Sorta. We’re mainly furious that she lost to Darienne Lake, a bitter old cow who has somehow managed to survive this long in the competition for unknown reasons. She’s been in the Bottom Two three times and in the Bottom Three another 3 times yet manages to be in the Final Four for this season.

We’re dealing with a lot of anger right now. We guess you will be, too.

Smart booking agents in town will NOT be hiring Miss Lake for any gigs, we’re guessing. The crowd response would be U*G*L*Y. RIOTS IN THE STREETS!!!!!!

As for Miss BenDeLaCreme….

SEATTLE ADORES AND SALUTES YOU!

A TOAST TO MISS DELACREME!!!

YOU’RE A CLASSY, FANTASTIC LADY!!!

MWAH!