D-Bag and Mount Vernonite Glenn Beck threw a Klan meeting rally called “Restoring Honor” at the Lincoln Memorial on Saturday. 300,000 assorted morons attended including a concerned mother from Wasillia, Alaska. If these assholes take control of America, I’m guessing they’ll all be assured of employment as concentration camp guards and Gestapo agents rounding up the gays, socialists, hippies, Muslims, Jews, blacks, Mexicans and Jon Stewart. Good times ahead!
The Emmys were on last night; I already threw my three cents into the ring last night with my rants/raves but to recap: JANE LYNCH, JANE LYNCH, JANE LYNCH! Also, Modern Family wins Best Comedy, and Best Supporting Actor for Eric Stonestreet, (the chubby gay played by a chubby straight actor) beating out the skinny gay ginge actor playing his husband and the skinny straight actor playing his brother-in-law…Mad Men wins Best Drama for the third year in a row but fails, again, to earn any love for ITS actors. Jimmy Fallon was the annoying host; Jewel sang an awful song over the montage of dead people; Ricky Gervaise was funny and an HBO movie about an autistic cowgirl did really, really well. Also, January Jones needs a new stylist. Judging by that cast photo, so do the men of “Modern Family”…what’s up with Ty Burdin’s awful suit/shoe combo? That’s all you need to know. Here’s the lovely Ms Lynch accepting her Emmy and thanking her wife…LOVE HER!
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s ex-step-great granddaughter is arrested in Las Vegas for drug possession. For those of you who care, Zsa Zsa is still on her deathbed and the ex-step-great granddaughter is still a “stupid, junkie whore”…(South Park’s words, not MINE!)
On the local music front, the very popular, (and cute) band Vampire Weekend bailed on its concert Saturday night at Marymoor Park after keeping fans waiting for hours and leaving numerous teens, tween, tots and a queer fan or two in tears. But, the band eventually offered up an explaination/apology on their website:
Seattle Cancellation
Dear Seattle,We are incredibly sorry about our last minute cancellation last night in Redmond – the decision wasn’t taken lightly. Ezra had some vocal issues earlier in the day, but felt like he was improving however, while he was warming up just moments prior to our set time he lost his voice completely and was unable to perform. He was then taken to the ER and diagnosed with inflamed vocal cords and the doctor ordered him to not perform for 48 hours. Even so, we still wanted to perform but by that point it was clear that any performance we could give would have been essentially instrumental and nowhere close to what we or the audience was expecting.
We know you all had to wait around for the announcement, and many of you came a long way to be there, and again – we truly apologize.
In other Vampire related news, didja see “True Blood” vampire Bill, aka actor Stephen Moyer presenting an Emmy last night with his co-stars Anna Paquin and Alexander Skarsgård? Dude is PETITE! Nothing wrong with that, but it was odd seeing him next to the Skarsgård who TOWERED over him…I think a passionate, fantasy sex scene between Bill and Eric is out of the question…no WAY they could kiss without getting a stepstool for Bill. And as for a 69 scene; ain’t gonna happen…NOT physically possible…except in our sick little fantasies.
And, a quick Happy Birfday to tennis hottie Andy Roddick who’s a whopping 28. Also, can any gay man say his name without giggling? Tee-Hee!
-Michael Strangeways
