The site has been very draggy this week, and there’s nothing wrong with that, but we need a breath of leather scented, hairy chested man air so we’re gonna plug a couple of events at The Seattle Eagle. Tonight, Friday the 28th, you leather wearing he-hunks can strap on your chaps and harnesses and party down at Black Friday Leather Fetish Night (that’s a mouthful…hopefully) with DJ Up-Above. The cover is only $3 for vanilla types and FREE for those appropriately dressed in the latest leathery kink fashions.
Tomorrow night (Saturday, January 29) is Dickslap, the Eagle’s newest naughty night calculated to irritate the Washington State Liquor Control Board in the never ending feud with the Eagle, (which we’ve covered extensively and we’re not in the mood to recap it for the 44th time…) Our beloved friend/contributor NARK is producing the event and this is what he has to say:
Under recent heat and scrutiny from the WSLCB (again), The Eagle and it’s patrons have reached their limit, and it’s time to fight back.
Now it’s time to take it all off, bust out all the giant fake dicks and tits you want and come get as indecent and inappropriate as you please.
REVOLUTION starts now, time to cut the rotting umbilical cord and grow this cty UP!
Featuring DJ’s
Teabag (BERZERK, Pony)
Felch Belch (Tony Burns, Lezbro)
Asscrack (Dead Marrow, Lip Service)Completely innappropriate performance by
WIGGY STARDUSTChocolately go-go’s, giant dicks, cone tits, cobra thongs, speedos, buttocks clefts, guys and girls gone WILD, $2 Jello Shots shot right in your face, and more!
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND TO THE FRONT OF THE BUS, TELL SEATTLE YOU DON’T FUCKING CARE!
What HE said…the party starts at 9pm and it’s a $5 cover.