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January 31, 2012• byBrian Peterson

I’m tired! I’m busted! I’m guilty of your mama’s tits! Just kidding – but seriously! Who doesn’t love Mama Tits? You know exactly who I’m talking about because…

1) How can you not notice her outside of the Baltic Room on Thursday nights and

2) She’s the center of this interview and article about her latest trip to the gala premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race, Season Four in Los Angeles.

Not only did Mama Tits become the life of the party, the press photos, but she made quite an impression on RuPaul herself on the carpet.

Mama Tits and Chi Chi LaRue at the premiere gala of RuPaul's Drag Race

Read the interview with Mama Tits right after the jump…

B.Michael Peterson: What was the first thing you did when arriving in Los Angeles?

Mama Tits: When I arrived in LA I was picked up by ChiChi LaRue and we went to her house to unload my luggage and then we immediately ran out the door for coffee at Starbucks and then lunch at “The Tender Greens”.

B.Michael Peterson: So, you had a salon day with Chi Chi LaRue. Tell us about that.

Mama Tits: We went to a little nail salon on Santa Monica boulevard and I had a pedicure while she had a manicure. They had on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” on the television, so we dished about the show and ChiChi gave me some insight on the ladies and the real deal. We just had a nice relaxing girls afternoon.

B.Michael Peterson: Stepping onto the red carpet what were you greeted with?

Mama Tits: The Pink Carpet was a madhouse because all the girls were lined up waiting their turn to walk, so ChiChi and I went inside. Later, after the main carpet walk was done, I made my way out to the patio and was immediately grabbed and pulled onto the pink carpet by Bobby Trendy. Now I know he is not everyone’s favorite person but he was nice enough; he was infatuated with Mama Tits and started yelling at all the paparazzi… ‘Look at this Diva and get her Picture’, and then the flash bulbs went off. I was greeted by more and more of the drag race divas and more pictures were snapped. I have to admit I felt at home.

Mama Tits with judge Michelle Visage at the premiere party. What's next for Mama Tits?

B.Michael Peterson: Did you get a chance to converse with RuPaul?

Mama Tits: Funny thing happened on the way to the pink carpet. When I was preparing for the evening, ChiChi had told me that she would introduce me to RuPaul but to just say hello and try to hold it together and not ask questions or go all cray cray on her. I was totally on the same page as her, I just wanted to remain calm and poised. Now let’s Fast forward to the actual event and I watched RuPaul introduce the show and then disappear into her area of extra special VIP. A bit later I was standing in the rear area of the VIP lounge and here comes RuPaul surrounded by her team. At one point she stopped to have a chat with someone and this is when she and I caught eye contact. She looked me up and down and smiled from ear to ear. She stopped her conversation and came directly to me and threw her arms around me while saying in my ear

Well…hello there…you are flawless!

-RuPaul

Inside I was running around the room screaming “She touched me and said I was pretty” but on the outside I reamined poised and simply said

“Thank you Ru, my name is Mama Tits”

-Mama Tits

She returned the intro and said it was a pleasure then continued on her way. She immediately ran into ChiChi and they both screamed like little girls and embraced and then ChiChi then introduced me again to Ru who replied…

Yes i just met her and she is fabulous”

-RuPaul

So naturally I curtsied and said thank you. Then I snapped a picture of the 2 of them together. I did not ask her to take a picture with me out of respect to her and besides “She touched me and called me pretty!!!!”

B.Michael Peterson: Tell us about the first episode. How juicy are the zombie runway outfits?

Mama Tits: The Zombie Apocalypse outfits are crazy fun!!!! These girls are very creative and some are down right creepy!

B.Michael Peterson: What one queen at the after-party did the walk of shame?

Mama Tits: The night before the event there were a few of the RPDR divas out of drag that had to be poured into a cab or were kicked out of a bar for smoking Pot on the patio but the night of the event every Diva held her poise.

B.Michael Peterson: Who do you think is the hottest and the weakest queen on this season of drag race?

Mama Tits: I am a bit torn on who is the hottest or weakest because there are surprises around every corner with this cast. It is hard to say who is the best and worst because they are all very different. I have reserved my decision until later.

Just moments after Mama Tits gets oozed by RuPaul, Mama grabs her camera and shoots this photo of RuPaul and Chi Chi LaRue.

B.Michael Peterson: How do you feel about getting on the official press pages from the red carpet?

Mama Tits: Being invited by Logo to cover the event was one of the highlights of my life so far. It means the world to me that people are taking my art seriously and they are connecting with Mama. I added my pass to my collection of credentials but this one is by far the coolest.

B.Michael Peterson: Were the three reigning queens on site? How did they represent themselves and RuPaul’s Drag Race on the carpet?

Mama Tits: The only reigning Queen was Raja and she was dressed funky fierce with blacked out eyes!

B.Michael Peterson: Who had the most fierce look on the red carpet?

Mama Tits: Well The One and Only Mama Tits of course but if I have to pick a drag race Diva there were two: Yara Sofia from season three or The Princess from Season four.

B.Michael Peterson: Who had the worst dress on the red carpet?

Mama Tits: Victoria “Porkchop” Parker (Miss piggy bathing suit and wrap)

You know the party got HOT when Mama Tits gets down with Morgan McMichaels.

If you like what you see right here, then you should book her. Seattle, she’s not that expensive and you can totally get a local business to sponsor her hosting your next event. Visit her website at briandanielpeters.com or e-mail her at mamatitsonstage@gmail.com . She is currently hosting “
ElektroPOP” at the Baltic Room every Thursday night and she can be seen all over Seattle and Tacoma. What are you waiting for – for Mama Tits to be cast on season five of RuPaul’s Drag Race? Get ready, get set, GO! Play a game of “BOOK. THAT. QUEEN!” If RuPaul is pushing people out of her way to reach Mama Tits, then so should you!

B.Michael Peterson l brian@seattlegayscene.com

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