Get Ready For A Lot Of Pastel Prose

Get ready fashionistas, reality TV fans, celeb memoir lovers and Goreski haters!  Brad Goreski, the cute-pie albeit somewhat annoying, star of Bravo’s “It’s a Brad, Brad World”  is set to publish his memoir, “Born to Brad: My Life and Style, So Far.”  According to the Daily Mail Brad tells all: He writes about his fat kid past that lead to bullying (shocker), his fight with La Cocaina (again not a shocker), and his tumultuous relationship with former employer Rachel Zoe (prediction: she’s a bitch!).  As someone that loves a good trashy celeb memoir, and as a yo-yo dieter and sharp dresser (IMHO), I will definitely be scooping up (more likely downloading) a copy of this book when it is published on March 6^th.  I am hoping for a lot of dish, a lot of self-indulgent prose and hopefully a couple shirtless pics.