If you’re NOT a fan of “phishy” lip syncing to Mariah Carey type (boring) bar drag and especially tired old “beauty” drag pageants featuring the same, then we suggest you check out the FIERCE QUEEN pageant happening tonight, Friday, January 24 at The Seattle Eagle ’cause NOTHIN’ about this contest is traditional…
It’s a Nark Magazine party, so you know it’s know it’s gonna be fun-KAY…the judges for the pageant are the Prodigal Drag Daughter, AMOANIA who’s just returned to the Emerald City after a long residency in SFO, and the lovely (though, unknown to ME) URETHRA FRANKLIN who are both ultra fun-KAY.
And, the contestants are all on the non-trad side as well:
CUCCI BINACA
CUNTELLA VON TEASE
HEATHER HYSTERIC
HELLEN TRAGEDY
NEUROSES
EmpeROAR Fabulous
AUTUMN EQUINOX
CHERRY SURBETE
OLIVIA LAGARCE
KAT JACOBS
ANGEL SNOWBUNNY
The perversion all happens starting at 11pm…well, the pageant part. You can COME earlier. It’s only $7.
This ain’t gonna be your Grandma’s drag pageant.
Thank, goddess.