Perhaps, Kenny Brain will fit-ness dickslap in your face.
Back when Kenny Brain was locked inside the Big Brother: Canada house, Kevin Kauer had linked me to a picture of him and I had instantly fell in lust. Not only is Big Brother my favorite reality show, but I couldn’t believe that such a fine ass specimen was prancing around in his skivvies with a beard of magical proportions. Well, Seattle, Mr. Kauer is bringing you Mr. Brain for Halloween.
You don’t have to search far across the land of Google to see Kenny’s actual Brain in all its glory, but he’s actually very funny and just a big ol’ goofball. He will serve as the special guest host of DICKSLAP: HALLOWEEN while Nark himself and DJ Spaceotter spin the night away.
What’cha gonna do with all that ass, all that ass, inside The Eagle?
Cage puppies will be Tyler Rush, Tork Shaw and Peter Benjamin Farrar. Which means that there’s going to be a lot of lucious beards in The Eagle that night, but that’s perfectly normal.
So basically, douche yourself, get your costume (or lack thereof) together, and get ready for one wild ass party. We all know how small The Eagle is, so if you plan on wearing a huuuuuuge costume, you might want to go to Neighbours where I’m sure they’ll have a costume contest.
In case you forgot, The Eagle is located at 314 E. PIKE ST in Seattle, WA. The party starts at 9PM and runs until the wee hours of the morning. Halloween is finally on a Friday this year, so do it right!
About the Author: Brad Gilligan
