STG Presents The Realish Housewives of Seattle: A Parody at The Moore Theatre Feburary 11 – 14, 2016.

Tickets are $22.50 – $42.50 (not including fees) and go on sale on Monday, October 12th at 10am: http://bit.ly/1j8kDHO

Brawls! Booze! Botox! The Realish Housewives are coming to the Moore Theatre. Get ready for oodles of hometown reality in this totally original–and outlandish–parody performance, where you’ll meet Rovanka, the baroness of an uncertain ethnicity; Claudia Louise, glamourous and conniving in equal measure; Desiree, neck supermodel; Brooke, self-made business tycoon; and Gwen, the only one in the bunch with half a brain.

Laugh along as these loony ladies who lunch, along with your host, Randy, take on the current events and people making headlines in Seattle… that is, if they don’t strangle each other first. Even the audience even gets in on the act in this can’t-take-you-eyes-off-it trainwreck that’s guaranteed to leave you and your best frenemies laughing ‘til you cry your false eyelashes off!