Science & Sex, together in Seattle. Part Sex-Positive Storytelling, part Science Class Mixer…

Friday, September 25, 2015
at the Rebar, Seattle WA
Remember: Doors at 7:00 PM, Stories at 8:00 PM. Special pre- & post-story events, so come early and stay late!

Sapiosexual: One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature; the behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.

You should be part of this! Were you/Did you have
* Sex in the Stacks?
• Pegged in Advanced Placement?
* Doing it for Science with the Stanford Dildo Project?
* Boinked at Sex Geek Summer Camp?
* Part of that Harry Potter sex party at WisCon? (Hi Hermione!)
• Your story is so brilliant, it’s not listed here. Tell us, Yoda!
Pitch your SapioSexual story (by Sept 10st) to Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com

This Perfect-First-Date Evening includes:
– 6 curated SapioSexual storytellers (are you one of them?)
– Oooh, it’s OKPervert (think ‘analog Casual Encounters’)
– Play Sniff Test, where dainties seal the deal #pheremones
– The erudite song stylings of Windows to Sky
– Go VIP! It includes Reserved Seating & a Gynormously valuable Lelo Gift Bag
– ‘Smart’ cocktails (Schlong Island Iced Tea or Sin & Tonic, anyone?)
– An all SapioSexual Bang-O, Bawdy’s signature audience participation game. Do you have the answers?
– Yep, HUGE Bang-O prize packages from our pals at Lelo
– Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Hey smarty, wanna party? If you’re finding yourself drawn to that professorial pin-up boy, Dr. Stephen Hawking; if you do the Sunday Times crossword in pen, or have impure thoughts about what you could do with a retro-fitted Large Hadron Collider (the “largest Fleshlight™ in the world!”), then this is the evening for you. Bawdy’s doing a rare Friday night show, and it’s dedicated to those size queens who salivate at the flash of a MENSA membership card, rather than a massive package. Naughty bits are nice but hey, show us your naked BRAIN!

Bawdy Storytelling- the girl who wants to put her Heidegger in your Derrida – presents an evening of real world Einsteins with big libidos and even bigger IQs. Our handpicked line-up of pervy brainiacs will put down their copy of Kant’s “Groundwork of the Metaphysic of Morals,” put their pants back on, & spend their Friday night telling you true stories that illustrate where their ‘intellect’ and ‘sex drive’ Venn diagrams intersect. Those nerds on “The Big Bang Theory” have no idea what a really big bang is about, do they? Join us on September 25th and let’s celebrate the cerebellum, Bawdy style!

Performer Bios:

– While Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour has been telling true, dirty stories for ages, it was in early 2007 that she founded Bawdy Storytelling, the Nation’s original sex and storytelling series. She was looking to encourage real connections in the San Francisco sexual underground, and, as the song goes, “Up from the ground came a bubbling crude…” Internationally known as the ‘Grande Dame of Dirty Storytelling,” Dixie has taken Bawdy from an industrial loft in the Bay Area to a multi-city live storytelling event that welcomes true stories from any and all communities (LGBTQIA, kink, polyamory, swingers, vanilla, and many more). Dixie and Bawdy Storytelling have been praised by press both big and small; She has been lauded by Master Storyteller Mike Daisey as a “masterful emcee, and her show is everything that works for storytelling—she creates a warm, safe space in which stories can bloom with dark hilarity, salacious textures, and moments of deep connection.” Dixie has hosted and curated Bawdy Storytelling events at Yale Sex Week, the Bondage Awards, CatalystCon Sexuality Conference, Dark Odyssey, FetFest, and more, as well as her home turf of the Bawdy Mainstage and BawdySlam shows. She works with each storyteller, crafting and curating, to make sure that the evening is a cohesive whole. She also leads storytelling workshops where would be storytellers can hone their craft (while arousing their audience).In her spare time, Dixie can be found causing trouble in the San Francisco Bay Area, Los Angeles, New York, Seattle, Portland, and any other major city where literate perverts gather to tell dirty stories.

About Bawdy Storytelling:
Bawdy Storytelling – the Original Sex + Storytelling series – features Real People & Rockstars sharing their Bona Fide Sexual Exploits Live Onstage; think of us as a One Night Stand with the Moth & Savage Love. Storytellers are an eclectic mix of Authors, Porn Stars, Sex Educators, Comics & More, along with Regular Joes just like you who submitted their stories online and were chosen for their panache and sense of (Mis)Adventure.

Bawdy Storytelling features tales of Carnal Wins & Epic Fails with No Scripts, No Nets, and No Holds Barred. These folks aren’t reading from cue cards: this is honest-to-badness story time with true sexcapades and poignant, transformational tales at each and every show. Join Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour & hand-picked Rockstars as they share their own stories of Love, Lust, and making you feel funny in your bathing suit area. Hey, you may even go home with a few new tricks for your boudoir arsenal!
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Winner of the SF Weekly’s Best of San Francisco & the LA Weekly’s Best Of Los Angeles (for Best Storytelling) & 2 Time Winner of the SF Bay Guardian’s Best of the Bay Award (Best Literary Event)
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The Nation’s Original Sex + Storytelling series featuring Real People & Rockstars sharing their Bona Fide Sexual Exploits, Live Onstage
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“Dixie De La Tour’s scandalous, over-the-top Bawdy Storytelling series” – SF Weekly
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Want more Bawdy?
http://www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Twitter: @Bawdy
& at Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling