Tickets: Link: http://bit.ly/CritterPersonPageant

Here at The Barn,
we value
TIGHT
and
LOOSE
lip syncs.
lip syncs
that make you
LAUGH
CRY
SCREAM
LOOK AWAY
and feel some
sort of way.
The Critter Person Pageant
is here to
SHOWCASE
favorite Critter Barn acts
as they try to seal
the real deal
of being the
ONLY
FEATURED
PERFORMER
at every Critter Barn
in the next year.
No one is safe.
NOT EVEN
critter barn veteran
BUTYLENE O’KIPPLE
bad mommies, lip sync baby
HELLEN TRAGEDY
try out winner
IRENE DUBOIS
never ever tried out
JADE DYNASTY
strange and fantastic
MISS TEXAS 1988

Critter Person Pageant
+21 Kremwerk
7PM Door 8PM Pageant
$10 Presales $15 Door
Link: http://bit.ly/CritterPersonPageant

Hosted by:
Cucci Binaca

Competitors:
Butylene O’Kipple
Hellen Tragedy
Irene Dubois
Jade Dynasty
Miss Texas 1988

Special Guest Judges:
THE REAL GAG

Design:
Steven Didis

Performance Categories:
“Starter Pack”
-What items, traits, gags, stunts, are truly YOU? This performance should be very YOU! WHO ARE YOU?!
“I think I could do your number better.”
-Competitor performs a number performed by a local entertainer that they think they could have done better.

Scoring:
-Judges are each given a 10 point score sheet for each performance
-Audience choice gets awarded a bonus based on place: (1st->10 points) (2nd->8 points) (3rd->6 points)