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DICKSLAP! Third Fridays at The Eagle, a let loose scenario for boys and girls and more boys… a wonderland full of free beard rubs, slick hands and magical dancing gogo men, where the jello shots seem to just shoot themselves down your throat, and the sounds of the discotheque parade around and intoxicate you until you finally wake up from the dream, potentially next to someone you don’t remember. Got it?

It’s a 90’s (w)horror double feature in your best Angela Lansbury MURDER SHE TEXTED drag or your brightest chunky vinyl / business woman-zombie suit for ROMY AND MICHELES HORROR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, or just whatever outfit you’ve been planning all year, but with that many JB Fletcher’s around there’s sure to be a MURDERRRR (probably of my liver).

↓↓↓SPECIAL GUESTS↓↓↓
*BRIGHT LIGHT BRIGHT LIGHT (London, NYC, dj set)
The handsomest gent both sides of the pond, oft seen touring the world opening for Elton John or John Grant or someone else with John in their name or sometimes spotted dj’ing fun 90s house jams for fags at fag parties (see: this)

*NARK (Bottom Forty)
totally have my murder she texted look planned outttt

*ROSS MILAM (Scruff)
He’s BACKK I don’t even know what he’s doing, gogo dancing? hosting? back-corner sub-slave? WHO KNOWS, but we miss the hell out of this one.

↓↓↓HOSTED BY↓↓↓
*AMOANIA + Tina Belcher Zombie Enthusiast, Kitty the Bear, Bucket’s black cat Ichabod, Death Magic, the color corpse and the letter X.

↓↓↓CAGE PUPPIES↓↓↓
zombie puppies tba

Photography by Nark Magazine / Rachel Robinson, Jello Shots by Bill Cosby, Fuzzy gogos created by moms everywhere.

HALLOWEEN SATURDAY 10/31
THE EAGLE
314 E. PIKE ST
9PM-LATE