DICKSLAP! Third Fridays at The Eagle, a let loose scenario for boys and girls and more boys… a wonderland full of free beard rubs, slick hands and magical dancing gogo men, where the jello shots seem to just shoot themselves down your throat, and the sounds of the discotheque parade around and intoxicate you until you finally wake up from the dream, potentially next to someone you don’t remember. Got it?

BIG DEAL AHEAD. 2015 is relentless so get used to it, first Prosumer jacked us up, next Two Dudes in Love come down the pipeline, then Andy, Hercules himself, comes to wipe up the floor with you. UNFF. Oh, and it’s the Eagle’s 34th birthday !

↓↓↓SPECIAL GUESTS↓↓↓
*ANDY BUTLER (Hercules & Love Affair, Mr. Int’)
The ginger beast behind all that twirling you’ve been doing for the past few years is coming for a more intimate look at you, so look sharp/slutty/etc.

*NARK (Bottom Forty)
will be there if no one answers his m4mmmmmm craigslist ad

↓↓↓CAGE PUPPIES↓↓↓
*Dave Raring and Christopher William Leigh Darling

Photography by Nark Magazine / Rachel Robinson, Jello Shots by Bill Cosby, Fuzzy gogos created by moms everywhere.

FRIDAY 3.20.15 AT THE EAGLE
314 E. PIKE ST
9PM-LATE

↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓UPCOMING DATES↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

2.13 Shade at The Eagle
2.13 Nark & The Black Madonna at Kremwerk
2.14 Bottom Forty at Kremwerk (Kremwerk’s 1 yr anniversary) w/ Gene Lee, Sean Majors, Blueyedsoul, Banger Sisters
2.27 Arf! at The Eagle
3.13 Shade w/ Riz and Nark at The Eagle