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Hal is retiring after 33 years of teaching at Cornish College of the Arts. We think that deserves a party! Join us for the Hal Ryder Roast, where we’ll be raising a glass to Hal’s achievements. We’re also raising funds for the Hal Ryder Endowed Fund in Theater (Cornish College of the Arts). Suggested donation for the fund is $50 dollars.

Don’t have cash? We’re also looking for in-kind gifts and donations from alumni for a silent auction. If you’re an alum and you have something to give, let us know (michael@earsinc.com). We want to see what you’re up to, and put your work towards a good cause.

Want to be a roaster? E-mail us at michael@earsinc.com, submitting your idea for a story/performance piece/sonnet/song/interpretive dance to embarrass yourself, your classmates and our favorite professor. Honor yourself; shame the teacher.

Can’t attend? Submit a 15-30 second video. Don’t have a story and still want to make fun? Practice your best Hal voice for the Hal Ryder Impersonation Contest. There’s a prize for the winner… you gotta play to find out!

Come, give what you can, enjoy our no host bar and get ready for the ROAST!