Nark Magazine and House of Cathedral are asking you the question… what are you INTO?

We’re constructing a runway down the floor of Neumos so you can show us what tickles your fancy by competing in one of our four categories, winner takes home the grand prize of $1,000 CASH, the judges are ferocious and the walk-off music is provided by the legendary ball DJ himself MikeQ. Competition sign ups are open to the public, email into@narkmagazine.com and tell us WHY we should pick you to compete and start. working. on. that. LQQK.

JUDGES:
MILK (RuPauls Drag Race)
COCO BLACK
KITTY KITTY BANG BANG (Cathedral Ball Winner)
AMOANIA

DJs:
MikeQ (Qween Beat, Jersey)
SAPPHO (Hard Yes, Stranger Disco, PDX)

HOST:
CHANTICLEER TRU

************CATEGORIES**********************
BDSFEMME
– Goddess in leather and lace. She’s your Venus, your fire, your desire, and she wants you to get down on your fucking knees and beg.

WHAT DADDY WANTS
– Do you know what daddy wants? Are you good or are you bad? Trophy brides? Pool boys? Lolitas? Little baby Brats? Sling slaves? Work to earn those straight A’s and don’t get grounded.

BEST IN SHOW
– Who said you couldn’t put lipstick on a pig? Show your judges some petting zoo realness! Are those spikes or diamonds on your collar? Groomed or wild? You been a good pup? Jane Lynch is your handler and you better behave!

BUT WHAT IS IT?
– Everyone is a critic but you might be a masterpiece! the main question is, what in the actual fuck are you? Make your judges wonder who, what, when, where, why and how?! Choose your own adventure. Make it cute/disgusting/insane.
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PRIZE: $1000 CASH

WHERE:
NEUMOS, Seattle
925 E Pike Street

PRICE:
$18 ADV / GA
$32 ADV / VIP
VIP: Mezzanine access and view, private bar, Into? photo booth and meet and greet with MILK and crew, gifts & swag, free portraits by Michael Horwitz, hosted by Matt Troy and the fabulous Berlin from Vancouver, BC.

RUNWAY BUILT BY:
COLONNA CONSTRUCTION

Brought to you by:
STEAMWORKS SEATTLE
ABSOLUT