Welcome back to the stable for even more holigay debauchery as we welcome the queens of Halfway Haus!

★ COOKIE COUTURE is the idiot MILF of Halfway Haus. She enjoys long walks to the free clinic, Virginia Slim 100’s, and big dicks. She is currently on work release.

★ MISS AMERICANO is Seattle’s premier shade-grown coffee queen — a pot smoking, cat loving, death-dropping Aries who enjoys her coffee as black as her eyeliner.

★ Marooned space captain KHLOE5X is trained in the arts of war and madness. Her ship runs off rhythm and dollar bills, so have them ready or prepare to pay in pain.

★ BETTY WETTER was the original Pampers poster girl. She prefers plastic sheets over silk and never misses a soda before bed.

★ Rounding out the evenings festivities are DJ SLING DION and DEE JAY JACK! Let us give you that working over you’ve been waiting for all year! Champagne toast at Midnight! Dress to undress!

“Meet Us Halfway!”

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