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Schlong Song
created and performed by Woody Shticks

It’s the second cumming of Woody Shticks’ solo extravaganza SCHLONG SONG! Stand-up storytelling, hip hop heroics, and emotional nudity collide in this smash-hit smackdown of sexual misadventure. Woody will take you on the scenic route to the bone zone – from his days inside a Puritan cult to his nights inside consenting adults – in this honest onslaught of hanky-panky hijinks!

Back after a sold-out premiere at 18th & Union in February, SCHLONG SONG is stage managed by the one-and-only Sophie Schwartz and masturminded by Woody Shticks (Noah Duffy, if you’re nasty) – who can be caught all over Seattle with Annex Theatre and The Pocket, solo as a stripping stand-up storyteller, or dealing a low blow to high art with The Libertinis.

“At times, it’s heartbreaking. At other times, it’s fantastic. Either way, you’ll laugh along with him.” ~ BroadwayWorld