We’re bitter. No one invited us. And, we had JUST the ugly hat to wear, too. Also, I kept waiting for my cousin, Belletrix Lestrange(ways) to make an appearance…that would have been AWESOME!

Harry had hoped he would have had a slightly older and more nubile blond to share his carriage ride.
More Lovely Photos AFTER the Jump!

Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice. 1)Granny couldn't have been happy about those flippant hats, and 2)These girls don't fall far from the Fergie tree, do they? Cray-Cray Girls!
For folks who would like a very special and NSFW commemorative plate honoring the new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge (the just awarded new title bestowed by the Queen), check out the x-rated Gribsby Plate. It’s a hoot. (And, we originally heard about it on SLOG). But, we want one with Prince Harry and Becks and without the fake penis. We prefer the real thing, thanks.