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Home Education, Food, Gay 101, Health & Wellness, Living, Men's Health, Pride, Seattle Pride 2022, Sexuality, Video Fun LandPostmates Has A Plan For Clean Butt Bottoming For Pride!!

Postmates Has A Plan For Clean Butt Bottoming For Pride!!

June 10, 2022• byMichael Strangeways

How considerate of food delivery service Postmates to offer up food delivery options for gay bottoms during Pride Month!

But, it’s only for bottoms in Los Angeles and New York City. Which sadly means that bottoms in every other location will have to suffer with loneliness and depression due to lack of anal hygiene options and food choices in their dull little locations unworthy of bottom friendly food delivery.

We keed, we keed….the video itself is adorable with fun narration from gay comedian Rob Anderson. We especially love the piggy little bottom rolling around in the baked beans and the bitch cupcake queens calling out lactose. But some aspects of the video were strange like their ultimate recommendations for safe foods to be eaten by bottoms…

Sushi.

Really? I mean, sushi is delicious but who hasn’t suffered the joys of “sushi farts” after eating it? Or, rather, inflicting the stench of sushi farts on loved ones, roommates, pets, folks walking down your street and passengers on jets flying hundreds of miles overhead.

Here’s what Postmates has to say about their clever marketing gimmick:

“We know that not every meal is ideal if you plan on getting frisky soon after eating, and while heterosexual sex education is prevalent, there’s not a lot of conversation out there about the best foods to eat before you engage in anal sex. That’s why Postmates is partnering with the founder of Future Method/Bespoke Surgical, anal surgeon and sexual health & wellness expert Dr. Evan Goldstein, and gay comedian Rob Anderson, to have a frank, but fun, discussion on the do’s and don’ts of prepping for anal play, regardless of your sexual orientation, sex or gender.”

If you’re not keen on super restrictive dieting, you can always just CLEAN your butt…check out our hyper popular post about butt cleaning: https://seattlegayscene.com/2019/07/useful-tips-how-to-clean-your-po-po-aka-butt-cleaning-101/

It’s one of our most popular posts ever!

We like to think we’re teaching the young gay bottoms of the world how to clean their po po!

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About the Author: Michael Strangeways

As the Editorial Director/Co-Owner, Michael Strangeways writes, edits and does about a million other jobs for Seattle Gay Scene, Puget Sound's most visited LGBTQ news, arts and entertainment website now celebrating its 14th year as a media outlet. A semi-proud Midwesterner by birth, he's lived in Seattle since 2000. He's also a film producer who would like you to check out the Jinkx Monsoon documentary, "Drag Becomes Him" now available on Amazon.com. In his spare time, he gets slightly obsessive about his love for old movies, challenging theater, "otters", vodka, chocolate, "I,Claudius", Lizzie Borden, real books made out of paper, disaster films, show tunes, Weimar era Germany, flea markets, pop surrealistic art, the sex lives of Hollywood actors both living and dead, kitties, chicken fried steak, haute couture and David Bowie. But, not necessarily in that order.

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