This will make noted hair-o-phobe Dan Savage throw up in his mouth, but we REALLY like Mexican actor/singer Eduardo Capetillo. So does the website Square Hippies…they’ve dedicated an entire post to the ridiculously hirsute superstar of telenovelas and our hearts. (Though we pity the household staff that has to clean out his shower drain…) Check out more photos of our future ex-husband…
As a young cub:
With mustache:
With full chest carpet:
