Is Sting secretly David Beckham's dad?
Our favorite British DILF is in town for two shows at The Paramount. He didn’t bring The Police; Sting is solo and probably in his luxurious penthouse suite doing naked yoga as we speak so he can make sweet love to his wife for hours at a time…pity. And, this is the “Sting: Back to Bass” tour and it’s being promoted as “Performing His Greatest Hits, Stripped Down and Raw”
If only.
Tonight’s show is sold out but tickets, at $125.00 a pop, are still available for the Tuesday show. We’re so old, we can remember paying $30 to see Sting back in the day…of course, that was pre-cell phone, iTunes, and indoor plumbing but it’s always fun to bitch about inflation.
And, here’s a shot of Sting in our favorite Sting film appearance, in David Lynch’s messy but fun version of “Dune”.
For he truly is, the Kwisatz Haderach…
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