Hillary Rodham Clinton Hits The Campaign Trail This Month! To Promote Her Book…

So like our Hillary…”Hey! You know what’s a good idea? For me to write yet another book, then schedule it for publication right before the very important 2024 presidential election, then for me to hit the road in October to tour big cities where I’m beloved and sell tickets to my deranged cult of fans while I discuss the book they all probably paid full price for!!!! And, yeah, I’ll certainly promote washername who’s running for President but…mostly it’ll be about ME!”

“BUY MY BOOK!!!”

She’s so ghastly. Though she looks great in her Annie Leibovitz photographed author publicity photo! Albeit a bit Muppet-ish!

Hillary will be in Seattle on Sunday, October 20th at the Paramount. They have ONE ticket available. The Clinton Cult still adores her.

(Note: I voted for her in 2016. Of course! But, with a heavy heart…not so much because of her but because of the way it was presented…”It’s HER turn!” Which is nonsense. But, mostly because I didn’t want that moron Bill back in the White House. I mean…he stuck his dick in a dumb intern’s mouth and then lied about it. Such an idiot. Anyway, don’t come for me…I certainly would have preferred her in the WH over that Orange Piece of Shit. Obviously. She would have been “fine”. I mean, it would have been more Blue Dog Democrat, middle of the road, safe, bullshit but still better over the Moron Who Couldn’t Even Make Money With A Casino. But I digress. But, I also can’t stand the Clintons.)